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Reilly's Pub CCXXXVII: The Beginning Of A New Universe
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Merci beaucoup! It went quite well. I said that the monarchy was pointless. Luckily the examiners appear to be republicans.
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I need a few ice cold Shiners. I've had to go on the job market because I couldn't get into the program I wanted. I am very down and discouraged right now.
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My eyes hurt from all my allergies with the vog.
And it's coming back tomorrow.
I have to pick up my eye drop prescription from the pharmacy later.
And it's coming back tomorrow.
I have to pick up my eye drop prescription from the pharmacy later.
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Vog? Is that some weird combination of vomit and fog? Vermouth and fog? Valium and fog? Some combination thereof?My eyes hurt from all my allergies with the vog.
And it's coming back tomorrow.
I have to pick up my eye drop prescription from the pharmacy later.
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I'm catching up on watching my recorded programs.
It's getting late, and I should be heading off to bed soon.
It's getting late, and I should be heading off to bed soon.
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Laura Carrot:
Good morning, George. How are you?
I hope you're feeling fine!
I'd love to stay and talk but it's almost eight o' clock
and I haven't got the time!!
Because we work real hard at the Chocolate factory
We start at eight and we don't get lunch 'till three
I've gotta drive a truck
To make a buck
So I can send it home to my family!!
Mr. Lunt:
Well now u are in trouble
Your timecard is a wreck!
It's almost two past eight
I'll tell Nezzar that you're late
And he'll take it from your check!
Laura Carrot:
Yes, Mr. Lunt
Mr. Lunt:
Oh, yes we work REAL hard at the Chocolate Factory!!
Phil-a-pea:
Excuse me, Mr. Lunt, but I've got an injury!!
Mr. Lunt:
Now get back on the line
You'll be just fine
With all this work to do we've got no time for sympathy!!
Larry the Cucumber:
We used to be so happy
Bob the Tomato:
We used to laugh and run
Juinor Asparagus:
But there's no time to play
'cuz we've gotta work all day
and it isn't very fun!!
Bob:
I'm Rack!
Juinor:
I'm Shack!
Larry:
I'm Benny!
All three:
We work here in the plant!
We'd like to take a break!
For goodness sake!
But Mr. Nezzer says . . .
Mr. Lunt:
You can't! Ha!!
Good morning, George. How are you?
I hope you're feeling fine!
I'd love to stay and talk but it's almost eight o' clock
and I haven't got the time!!
Because we work real hard at the Chocolate factory
We start at eight and we don't get lunch 'till three
I've gotta drive a truck
To make a buck
So I can send it home to my family!!
Mr. Lunt:
Well now u are in trouble
Your timecard is a wreck!
It's almost two past eight
I'll tell Nezzar that you're late
And he'll take it from your check!
Laura Carrot:
Yes, Mr. Lunt
Mr. Lunt:
Oh, yes we work REAL hard at the Chocolate Factory!!
Phil-a-pea:
Excuse me, Mr. Lunt, but I've got an injury!!
Mr. Lunt:
Now get back on the line
You'll be just fine
With all this work to do we've got no time for sympathy!!
Larry the Cucumber:
We used to be so happy
Bob the Tomato:
We used to laugh and run
Juinor Asparagus:
But there's no time to play
'cuz we've gotta work all day
and it isn't very fun!!
Bob:
I'm Rack!
Juinor:
I'm Shack!
Larry:
I'm Benny!
All three:
We work here in the plant!
We'd like to take a break!
For goodness sake!
But Mr. Nezzer says . . .
Mr. Lunt:
You can't! Ha!!
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He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger. And I might like a milkshake as well."
She said to him, "I can't give you either."
He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
She said," Yes it is but we're closed now but we open tomorrow at 10"
He said, " I am extremely hungry but I guess I can wait until then"
CHORUS:
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u, yeah,
He will wait for yo-u
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u
Oh he will wait for you
He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's-
Bacon and Eggs for half price
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry (Don't get angry)
He'll eat and be back here for lunch
CHORUS:
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u,
He'll be back for yo-u
Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh lovely cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
Oh he'll be back for you
Because he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there ain't nothin' gonna tear you tw-o apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off JUST FOR YOU!!!!!
You are his cheeeeeesebuuuurrrrrgerrrrrrrrr
She said to him, "I can't give you either."
He said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?"
She said," Yes it is but we're closed now but we open tomorrow at 10"
He said, " I am extremely hungry but I guess I can wait until then"
CHORUS:
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u, yeah,
He will wait for yo-u
Oh, you are his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for yo-u
Oh he will wait for you
He stayed at the drive-through till sunrise
He may have dozed off once or twice
When he spotted a billboard for Denny's-
Bacon and Eggs for half price
How could he resist such an offer?
He really needed something to munch
Cheeseburger please do not get angry (Don't get angry)
He'll eat and be back here for lunch
CHORUS:
'Cause you're his cheeseburger
His precious cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u,
He'll be back for yo-u
Won't be so long cheeseburger
Oh lovely cheeseburger
Be back for yo-u
Oh he'll be back for you
Because he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart
And there ain't nothin' gonna tear you tw-o apart
And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese
He would get down on his hands and knees
To see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt
And he would wash it off for you
Wipe it off for you
Clean that dirty cheese off JUST FOR YOU!!!!!
You are his cheeeeeesebuuuurrrrrgerrrrrrrrr
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*speaks* It was the strangest thing...
*sings* Past the mountains, in the fields,
Where the cowboys practice..
Out beneath the desert sky,
Stood a dozen cactus!
*speaks* Cactuses? Cacti? Khaki?
*pea* Continue...
*sings* Eleven cactus, those were you...
gathered 'round the other.
They bowed, you see...
To the one, that was me!
Their dearest little brother!
Their dearest little brother!
*speaks* Crazy, huh?
*sings* Past the mountains, in the fields,
Where the cowboys practice..
Out beneath the desert sky,
Stood a dozen cactus!
*speaks* Cactuses? Cacti? Khaki?
*pea* Continue...
*sings* Eleven cactus, those were you...
gathered 'round the other.
They bowed, you see...
To the one, that was me!
Their dearest little brother!
Their dearest little brother!
*speaks* Crazy, huh?
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