Reilly's [open]ed Pub CXCIV - Ashes to Smashes, those Pommies are bust!

[Ann M]

In honour of the great colonial game Cricket, and the start of the most holy of Crickets grand occasions - The Ashes test matches....



We dedicate this pub to the boys in white, the balls of red, the umpires and the fans for whom sledging is an art form.........

 

[Ann M]

We place our crucifix above the door....

And our Mary icon in her space....


Wipe down the counter....


and prepare to face the Pom

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

OK. House keeping to be taken care of before the serious business of the pub starts

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

Ann M 197JoshuaCh1v9 152nvrbnunloved 149Da_Funkey_Gibbon 77krstlros 73SandCrab 62Joisan 47Lel 40DJ B.K. 27Sonfest Rocker 23Snowy 21Caedmon 21D'Ann 19SilentTraveler 13The Princess Bride 12Pluto 11Scott_LaFrance 11Andy Broadley 11Road Warrior 9Tatyanna 8RedneckAnglican 6Aprill 4Swoosh 4Rochir 2skatepixie 2ChrisBot 1EDB 1MrFreshdew 1

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

Reilly's Constitution


We the People of Reilly's Pub, in Order to form a more perfect Union with our Christian brothers and sisters, establish banter, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for all night Spamathons, promote the general Welfare, and secure as many Blessings as possible for ourselves and our Pub, do ordain and establish this Constitution for Reilly's pub and associated threads.


Article. I.

Section 1.

All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in the membership of the pub, which shall consist of whoever happens to be around at the time.


Section. 2.



Clause 1: The Pub shall be composed of anyone who is either a regualr or who just happens to wander in on the off chance, and shall eventually be recorded in the list of overall posts (hereby kown as 'The Numbers')



Clause 2: No Person shall be listed in the numbers until they have attained at least as many pub posts as Chrisbot



Clause 3: Representatives shall be welcomed from as many countries in the world as possible. There shall be no limit to numbers and the more the better. There shall be no taxes levied in the Pub, but patrons will be required to contribute towards the food at parties at a rate comensurate to their ability to Google.





Clause 4: When vacancies happen in the regular members ranks, they shall be greatly mourned and constant prayer offered for their speedy return. New patrons shall constantly be sought.

Clause 5: The Pub shall choose ZooMom as the senior member; and she shall have the sole Power of putting people in the closet.


Section. 3.

There shall be no section three as it would only repeat section two.


Section. 4.



Clause 1: The Pub shall be open for 24 hours each day and no less and on no fewer than 7 days in any one week.

Clause 2: Members and patrons (herein known as Pubbies) shall assemble in the pub whenever possible.


Section. 5.



Clause 1Pubbies shall make decisions based on the democratic principle that it seemed like a good idea at the time.



Clause 2: ZooMom may determine the Rules of the Pub, encloset its Members for disorderly Behaviour, and, with the Concurrence of others, throw water balloons at them.

Clause 3: Each Pubbie should keep a Journal (herein known as Blog), and from time to time post in the same, and other Pubbies shall also record in these.

Clause 4: No Pubbie shall depart from the pub for purposes of vacation, without coming into the pub to have a farewell drink and preferably, a party

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

That takes care of my side of things.

So wonderful to know that someone else is now doing the numbers.

 

[Ann M]

Up to and including CXCIII....

1 Andy Broadley 17272
2 Cat59 14682
3 krstlros 13809
4 Aaron-Aggie 13285
5 Steph 12048
6 JoshuaCh1v9 9660
7 lonnienord 9220
8 nvrbnunloved 8905
9 Scott_LaFrance 8686
10 Redstiletto 8260
11 Ann M 7855
12 Sand Crab 7197
13 Lel 6490
14 DJ B.K 6275
15 ZooMom 5959
16 Caedmon 5756
17 SilentTraveler 4971
18 Da_Funkey_Gibbon 4860
19 emmajane 4737
20 BillH 4465
21 D'Ann 4018
22 Sonfest Rocker 3681
23 lil peanut 3017
24 Kasia 2588
25 AngelAmidala 2581
26 OceanAngel 2145
27 Miss Shelby 1960
28 ukok 1722
29 PassthePeace1 1471
30 faerieevaH 1411
31 Joisan 1384
32 Praxiteles 1331
33 Snowy 1246
34 Fish and Bread 1205
35 Aria 1044
36 Epiphanygirl 1044
37 LadyDJ 922
38 Abiel 914
39 CatholicRock 867
40 RedTulipMoon 854
41 boughtwithaprice 829
42 nyj 782
43 Photini 750
44 ShannonMcCatholic 733
45 furkidsmom 709
46 Bradford 585
47 skatepixie 573
48 Veritas 560
49 Sisof8 553
50 Protinus 551
51 Credo 535
52 RedneckAnglican 532
53 ShannonMcMorland 524
54 Robbie_James_Francis 522
55 Pluto 483
56 Tatyanna 444
57 JeffreyLloyd 436
58 debiwebi 429
59 US Incognito 429
60 vrunca 422
61 Greeter 415
62 Phoebe 394
63 Addaperle 378
64 Pats 372
65 Colabomb 350
66 Victrixa 348
67 The Princesss Bride 339
68 tawny 335
69 Lbiagm 319
70 PeterPaul 304
71 RoseofLima 295
72 AskSeekKnock 294
73 bigsierra 292
74 VOW 286
75 Ciborium 281
76 Kitten_Kong 276
77 Wolseley 275
78 FullyMT 274
79 GinooKo 271
80 Little_Francais 270
81 Avila 266
82 Rosa Mystica 262
83 jujubean 241
84 Glorianna 238
85 Brother_Justin 232
86 sweetcaroline 232
87 Alessandro 225
88 KC Catholic 220
89 devoted daughter 213
90 Jamza 212
91 Upon_This_Rock 211
92 Sleepy Jean 206
93 Holcomb 205
94 _Cathol 194
95 KennySe 187
96 AndysAngel 185
97 seek ye first 185
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99 Lady_Firehawk 166
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[JoshuaCh1v9]

Ann M 197JoshuaCh1v9 152nvrbnunloved 149Da_Funkey_Gibbon 77krstlros 73SandCrab 62Joisan 47Lel 40DJ B.K. 27Sonfest Rocker 23Snowy 21Caedmon 21D'Ann 19SilentTraveler 13The Princess Bride 12Pluto 11Scott_LaFrance 11Andy Broadley 11Road Warrior 9Tatyanna 8RedneckAnglican 6Aprill 4Swoosh 4Rochir 2skatepixie 2ChrisBot 1EDB 1MrFreshdew 1

Not bad considering I wasn't here for nearly three days.

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

That takes care of my side of things.

So wonderful to know that someone else is now doing the numbers.

And right on cue, here they are

Thank You Ann

1 Andy Broadley 17272
2 Cat59 14682
3 krstlros 13809
4 Aaron-Aggie 13285
5 Steph 12048
6 JoshuaCh1v9 9660
7 lonnienord 9220
8 nvrbnunloved 8905
9 Scott_LaFrance 8686
10 Redstiletto 8260
11 Ann M 7855
12 Sand Crab 7197
13 Lel 6490
14 DJ B.K 6275
15 ZooMom 5959
16 Caedmon 5756
17 SilentTraveler 4971
18 Da_Funkey_Gibbon 4860
19 emmajane 4737
20 BillH 4465

Getting close to 10k in the pub.

Not bad for a sock account eh?

 

[Ann M]

One of the longest pubs of late.....

 

[Ann M]

And right on cue, here they are

Thank You Ann




Getting close to 10k in the pub.

Not bad for a sock account eh?

talk? to much? you? never!

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

Ann and I would like to explain that you may find many of the things in this pub confusing.

You may get the impression that Britain and Australia are at full scale war and that Ann and I hate and despise each other.

This is not the case.

We actually get along very well and respect each other greatly.

But this is the Ashes

So none of that counts

We tend to take our cricket very seriously

And our rugby as well come to that.

So please try and remember that all you read in this pub is all in the name of sport.

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

One of the longest pubs of late.....

lol

Se what happens when I spit my dummy out for a few days?

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

talk? to much? you? never!

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

Be interesting to see how long this pub lasts for.

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

I wonder if we will have finished it by the time I finish my last shift tomorrow evening?

My bet is that we may well have done

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

I also want to get my overall post count up to 15k by then as well

So a little over 200 to get in 2 days

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

Very unlikely that I will get the 340 I need to take me to 10k pub posts.

Probaly the pub after next in reality.

 

[Ann M]

Ann hangs up pic of Merv Hughes

Australia's Patron Saint of Sledging.......

 

[JoshuaCh1v9]

But, hey, you never know.

Depends how things pan out, and who is around during the next two days.