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How to install a redneck's security system:
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it?...... a really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition, back in an hour. Do not disturb the pit bulls, they are mad because they have just been castrated."
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo Magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it?...... a really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition, back in an hour. Do not disturb the pit bulls, they are mad because they have just been castrated."
