You know that a terrible tornado ruined the Auburn library? It was quite tragic. It blew away both books and one of them hadn't been colored in yet.
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Nice. My dad's a major Auburn fan, he tells that one but says Alabama instead of Auburn. He enjoys making fun of other football teams. To him, it's not 'Tuscaloosa', but 'Tuscaloser'.
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No, never heard of it. Anyway...I'll have to find a picture of our neighbour. He's the definition of a good-ole-down-home Alabamian redneck. Gotta love 'em.
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DQlover2003
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Here is something ya'll might enjoy yup we have quite a few rednecks in FL
Your Church Might be a Redneck Church If...
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members know how to play it.
People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," then five guys and two women stand up.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
With a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
Baptism is referred to as "branding."
There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.
High notes on the organ make all the dogs asleep on the church floor begin to howl.
People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
yup we have quite a few rednecks in FL Your Church Might be a Redneck Church If...
The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members know how to play it.
People ask, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch 'em.
The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering," then five guys and two women stand up.
Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in a hole it couldn't get out of."
The choir is known as the "OK Chorale."
With a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
Baptism is referred to as "branding."
There is a special fund raiser for a new church septic tank.
High notes on the organ make all the dogs asleep on the church floor begin to howl.
People think "rapture" is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
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Hope y'all don't mind one more redneck joke:
If anyone in your family has ever died..........................................................after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!", you might be a redneck.
If anyone in your family has ever died..........................................................after saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!", you might be a redneck.
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You know you're a redneck if your church's crucifix has a strange resemblance to a German swastika.
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OK not all rednecks are racist....I know alot that aren't ...they even have best friends of different ethnicity sorry just had to say that though I know you were j/kcbk said:
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Were any of those redneck jokes actually from Jeff Foxworthy? Don't quit your day job! Don't know redneck jokes but I heard a good Alabama-Auburn joke. Some Alabama cops were chasing some Auburn football players that were speeding. The Auburn guys got way ahead of the AL cops but when the Auburn guys got to the Georgia stateline, they stopped and the AL cops caught them. When asked why they stopped when they were so far ahead, the Auburn guys said that Georgia is an hour ahead...? I'm from AL so yes, redneck jobs do seem like they are picking on the south mostly.
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