Redneck joke

[Metanoia02]

Two reasons why it is difficult to solve a murder in Tennessee

1. All the DNA is the same.
2. No dental records.

 

[BarbB]

Whoa, pal - you'd better be from Tennessee!

 

[Metanoia02]

Whoa, pal - you'd better be from Tennessee!

I am.

 

[Deacon]

Hmmm so am I...but thats not right...even though it is a little humerous.

 

[cbk]

Well, how about the carpetbagger that was found in the ditch with 40 gunshot wounds in his back? Worst case of suicide we've ever seen.

 

[Lyle]

nice...
Truck Driver on Jeopardy
"Personal Hee-gee-innie"
-That's hygiene.
"Hi, but my name is Roy."
- no, the word is hygiene.
"That's okay by me, I don't care what that word does in its free time."
- ANYWAYS...the clue is "some people water their lawns with this..."
"WHAT is a shower!"

-Science has proven you can go at least three weeks without this...
"What is a shower!"

 

[ncunigan85]

What keeps IN from falling into MI, KY because it blows.
Why did KY build the Ohio bridge? So they would have somewhere to swim in the shade.
What is three miles long and only has 5 teeth. THe KY unemployment line.
-I am from KY and so was my grandfather so i therefore reserve the right to say these jokes.

 

[LuckyT]

lol....those were some good jokes

anyone got any georgia ones? i'll give ya the right to say them if you're not from georgia!

 

[cbk]

lol....those were some good jokes

anyone got any georgia ones? i'll give ya the right to say them if you're not from georgia!

Yeah, Jimmy Carter!

 

[cbk]

lol....those were some good jokes

anyone got any georgia ones? i'll give ya the right to say them if you're not from georgia!

OK, LuckyT, "Do you know what the ONE good thing about Georgia is?"

 

[Metanoia02]

lol....those were some good jokes

anyone got any georgia ones? i'll give ya the right to say them if you're not from georgia!

Here goes!

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Georgia?

If it would have been invented anywhere esle they would have had to call it a teethbrush!!

 

[Lyle]

Ouch!!

 

[LuckyT]

OK, LuckyT, "Do you know what the ONE good thing about Georgia is?"

Me???


No.......I have no idea. What?????

 

[oncewaslost]

Here goes!

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Georgia?

If it would have been invented anywhere esle they would have had to call it a teethbrush!!

i've actually heard that about alabama.

 

[LuckyT]

i've heard it that way too OWL......i just couldn't remember which state it was about. i shoulda known it was alabama, all jokes told in georgia about other states are about alabama...silly me.

 

[Lyle]

alabama is much more of a redneck central then Georgia..... Though I'm positive that Organ would beat them all; It can be pretty bad up there

 

[cbk]

Me???


No.......I have no idea. What?????

Oh, so you have NO idea EITHER, huh?

 

[Miss Mayberry]

alabama is much more of a redneck central then Georgia there

Whoa, there. Why do people seem to think Alabama's just a hill full o' rednecks? Well, okay, it sorta is, but don't you think people are gettin' a little stereotypical? Lemme tell ya, there ain't nothin' wrong with rednecks. I know GOBS of 'em, most of 'em Christians. "How y'all doin', y'all?!"

(I had to add some slang in there! )

 

[Deacon]

Roll Tide Roll....except for this year it seemed to be...what is a roll?

 

[Lyle]

Whoa, there. Why do people seem to think Alabama's just a hill full o' rednecks? Well, okay, it sorta is, but don't you think people are gettin' a little stereotypical? Lemme tell ya, there ain't nothin' wrong with rednecks. I know GOBS of 'em, most of 'em Christians. From Alabamian to Alabamian, "How y'all doin', y'all?!"

No there isn't anything wrong with rednecks.. And there are some good Christian rednecks, yes.. But still rednecks the same..
I know many people from there, I have been there, i know. BWAHAHAHA


But I guess rednecks are everwhere..... Ever seen the red Green show? yeah, my point has been proven