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Okay, these buddies go camping in the woods for a retreat. They are so on high in the Lord and their faith is strong…nothing can touch them! Well, they go to their tent as they are praying before they go to sleep………….

One of them sees the shadow of a huge bear cast on the side of their tent, standing with claws out and fangs showing.

They scream and one has the presence of mind to begin praying….”Dear Jesus, please let this be a Christian Bear! … Please, let this be a Christian Bear…Let your Holy anointing just be upon this bear Lord!”

JUST THEN…The bear Kneels and with front paws together so as to pray…The bear speaks and says………………………………………

“Dear Lord, Thank you for this food I am about to receive.” :clap: :p

HA HA HA HA ha hahahahahahahah HAAAAAAAA HA!