Randomosityyy!!

[Dzhessika]

lol thats funny

 

[PinkSweetart]

Bug bite, bug bite, bug bite! Ow, ow, OW! Yay fire works!

 

[Rory]

 

[MacFall]

That one on the bottom left must be the rare Stimpyshark.

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

My new favorite song of the week. But what is up with this music video? Some one was on crack when coming up with the idea for this.

Is it weird that I get it? I could show you some really whacked out videos, but I like it here too much.

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

If you ever get the chance, take one of the Lifesaver mints and stand in the bathroom in front of the mirror with the lights off. Then, leaving your mouth open, crunch down really hard on the mint. You'll see sparks!!
NO LIE!

Every time I heard that line it was always a setup to get in a dark room with someone.

I'm skeptical...


EDIT: And yes, I know I should have responded to this and the above post in one post and not two. I'm just lazy.

 

[Amber.ly]

Is it weird that I get it? I could show you some really whacked out videos, but I like it here too much.

Then perhaps you can explain it to me.

And I will have to PM you my edited thought about the whacked out videos

 

[PinkSweetart]

Welcome to GoodBurger home of the GoodBurger, can I take your order?

I'm about to put that movie on.

 

[The4thrider]

Then perhaps you can explain it to me.

And I will have to PM you my edited thought about the whacked out videos

Be careful what you ask for. Im sure noodles is a /b/ tard and ive seen things that will....tear your soul into tiny shreds. So I advise caution.

 

[Niels]

YouTube - Wonder Twin Powers Activate!

 

[The4thrider]

Hahhaha

 

[The4thrider]

YouTube - Dr. Tran - Quiet Log Time

 

[PinkSweetart]

If only my prince charming where here to sing my a lulluby to put me to sleep. And then send me to dreamland form where my heart longs. For see, I am 7 minutes past my bedtime and if do not sleep, an evil drowsy spell will be cast apon me and I wont be able to stay awake in class. For you see, it is the evil Government class that wishes me to fail.

Oh, how my heart longs for my sweet, sweet summer to return to me. I miss his gentle whistle that would awaken me every morning near noon. P)

 

[MacFall]

I can sing you Metallica's Enter Sandman if you need a good lullaby.

 

[Rory]

 

[AllForJesus]

 

[trentlogain2]

7 Reasons
Not To Mess With Children​

A little girl was talking to her
teacher about whales.





The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very
large mammal its throat was very small.



The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed
by a whale.



Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically
impossible.



The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I
will ask Jonah'.



The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'



The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing
her classroom of children while they were
drawing. She would occasionally walk around to
see each child's work.



As she got to one little girl who was working
diligently, she asked what the drawing was.



The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'



The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows
what God looks like.'



Without missing a beat, or looking up from her
drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a
minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was
discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and
six year olds.



After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy
Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a
commandment that teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?'



Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest
of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting
and watching her mother do the dishes at the
kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her
mother had several strands of white hair sticking
out in contrast on her brunette head.



She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked,
'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'



Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do
something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one
of my hairs turns white.'



The little girl thought about this revelation for
a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of
grandma's hairs are white?'














The children had all been
photographed, and the teacher was trying to
persuade them each to buy a copy of the group
picture.



'Just think how nice it will be to look at it
when you are all grown up and say, 'There's
Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael,
He's a doctor.'



A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the
circulation of the blood. Trying to make the
matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood
on my head, the blood, as you know, would run
into it, and I would turn red in the face.'



'Yes,' the class said.



'Then why is it that while I am standing upright
in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run
into my feet?'



A little fellow shouted,

'Cause your feet ain't empty.'









I LIKE THE NEXT ONE IN PARTICULAR

The children were lined up in the
cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for
lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile
of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the
apple tray:



'Take only ONE . God is watching.'



Moving further along the lunch line, at the other
end of the table was a large pile of chocolate
chip cookies.



A child had written a note, 'Take all you want.
God is watching the apples.'​

 

[Niels]

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

Be careful what you ask for. Im sure noodles is a /b/ tard and ive seen things that will....tear your soul into tiny shreds. So I advise caution.

 

[MacFall]