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One guy, just new to the country, decides to go for a drive and entres the freeway. Minutes later Police and news helicopters are at the freeway broadcasting that some crazy guy is driving in the opposide direction of traffic. When his wife saw this on TV she called him and said "Watch out, there is a crazy guy on the freeway driving in the opposite direction" he then replies hysterically "You think there's only one?"
One guy new to the country, liked motor bikes and wanted to own one. He went out and bought it and practiced till he was able to ride. One day he was riding at night and saw two lights coming towards him, thinking it was two motor bikes he wanted to show off and be adventerous by going between them.........CRASH Later at the hospital he told what had happened to him "Two bikes were approching me and I wanted to go through them,......but that guy in the middle who had his bike lights off......whyIoughtta......."
One guy was going 10mph on the 10 Freeway, later a cop shows up and says "Why are you going only 10mph?" The guy replies "I thought this is the speed limit on the 10 Freeway" The cop says "The speedlimit is 65mph buddy" The guy then replies "O boy, better watch out for my cousin on the 210"
One guy, just new to the country, decides to go for a drive and entres the freeway. Minutes later Police and news helicopters are at the freeway broadcasting that some crazy guy is driving in the opposide direction of traffic. When his wife saw this on TV she called him and said "Watch out, there is a crazy guy on the freeway driving in the opposite direction" he then replies hysterically "You think there's only one?"
One guy new to the country, liked motor bikes and wanted to own one. He went out and bought it and practiced till he was able to ride. One day he was riding at night and saw two lights coming towards him, thinking it was two motor bikes he wanted to show off and be adventerous by going between them.........CRASH Later at the hospital he told what had happened to him "Two bikes were approching me and I wanted to go through them,......but that guy in the middle who had his bike lights off......whyIoughtta......."
One guy was going 10mph on the 10 Freeway, later a cop shows up and says "Why are you going only 10mph?" The guy replies "I thought this is the speed limit on the 10 Freeway" The cop says "The speedlimit is 65mph buddy" The guy then replies "O boy, better watch out for my cousin on the 210"
