Random Thread of Randomness! (9)

[minisam]

A study in the Washington Post claims that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say one thing to the authors of that study, "DUH"


Conan O'Brien

haha!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

There was this little kid who was a math whiz. Problem was that's all he was. No interest in any other thing. Well, one fine day an art teacher decided to do something about it. She'd decided to teach an interactive art class exclusively to the little kid. The lecture was scheduled, she was prepared and it was time to expand his horizons. She drew a picture of three trees, handed it to him and asked "what do you see"? He replied "nine". She asked him to explain. He said "tree plus tree plus tree is nine". "OK" she figured and decided to make it more life like. She drew some ground around the trees and asked the boy what he saw. He replied "99". She about hit the floor. "OK" she asked, "how do you figure"? He said "dirty tree plus dirty tree plus dirty tree is ninety nine". She took a breath and figured she'd found the solution, even he would think something other than math. She drew a rabbit and explained the rabbit had pooped by each tree and asked one last time what the child saw. He replied "100". Nearly ripping the hair out of her head she asked how he possibly saw a hundred in the art work? He replied "dirty tree and a turd plus dirty tree and a turd plus dirty tree and a turd equals a hundred". They burried the teacher shortly thereafter.

 

[akasmom]

You always brighten up my night.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

What's the difference between a boss and a leader? A boss says "go"! A leader says "let's go"....

 

[Leader of the Banned]

"America, let's rock".
-George W. Bush

 

[Leader of the Banned]

They said I was gullible....and I believed them.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Riddle me this, Bat Man! The more you take away from me the bigger I become. What am I....?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

My parents used to tell me if I didn't clean off my plate they'd send me to bed without any supper. I was so dumb it worked...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

111,111,111² = 12,345,678,987,654,321

 

[Wakita3]

May I introduce you to this friend of mine? Who hangs out the stars, tells the sun when to shine, and kisses the flowers each morning with dew. But, He's not too busy to care about you!

Aww, I wish Sis. Rachel was here to sing that for me!

 

[minisam]

I love these Forums!

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I always wondered who had enough free time to think up algebra? Um...what does 2A + 2B equal? I dunno...ABBA?

 

[Izzy23]

I love these Forums!

me too.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I can't believe I just played with a snail. Mom always told me not to play with my food so technically I played with caviar....

 

[Daughter of His]

huh, hwaaa, whoo,

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Even though it's not a Christian song there's a certain song I'd like to hear by Dan Fogelberg...

 

[brinny]

I see the moon
and the moon sees me
God bless the moon
and God bless me.

G'nite y'all
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[Daughter of His]

^^good nite and good idea about the tea

 

[minisam]

goodnight brinny!

 

[akasmom]

I thank you for the music
And your stories of the road
I thank you for the freedom
When it came my time to go --
I thank you for the kindness
And the times when you got tough
And, pap, i don't think i
Said 'i love you' near enough --

The leader of the band is tired
And his eyes are growing old
But his blood runs through
My instrument
And his song is in my soul --
My life has been a poor attempt
To imitate the man
I'm just a living legacy
To the leader of the band
I am the living legacy
To the leader of the band.


Time for me to hit the hay - sweet dreams all! Have a good time in church tomorrow - the Lord is good and His mercy endures forever!