Random Thread of Randomness! (31)

[Susie~Q]

Cheese cake is the best dessert.

 

[Wandering Cat Lady]

Aside from chocolate, I tend to agree. I like cheesecake. A lot.

 

[DannyB]

It ain't easy being cheesy

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Blue cheescake, silver spoon in the sand,
the seaweed barks at me, the waves bite me



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[brinny]

 

[DannyB]

Makes me want to sing

 

[gerbilwoman]

but being green is good, it's good for the environment

*sings eco-friendly song*

 

[star in the sky]

Green rhymes with cream but that would be totally creamist of me.

 

[brinny]

close the window!

 

[DannyB]

Yeah , yer losing my popcorn

 

[brinny]

stars!!!

 

[Cc4FuzzyHuggles]

Mr. Bear had an idea, and he said to Mr. Duck, "Lets go to the Moon."
Mr. Duck said, "Ok. But how will we get there?"
"Lets use my big old, potato chip!" Mr.Bear told Him.
"That sounds great!" Mr. Duck said.
"But, first I will need to find it. Do you remember where I left it?" Mr. Bear asked Mr. Duck.
"Of course I do. In the rainforest under the lampshade of the moose." Mr. Duck told him.
"You're right! Lets go get it." Mr. Bear said.
And so, Mr. Bear and Mr. Duck went to the rainforest that was under the moose's lampshade.
Mr. Duck then said, "Oh no, the big old potato chip has become soggy."
"We will need to find another way to get to the moon then. Do you have any ideas?" Mr. Bear said to Mr. Duck.
"Why don't we wait a moment and first have some tea and enjoy a tea party inside of an air conditioner, and then we can take a ride on a pink slipper to the moon." Mr. Duck said to him.
"That sounds like a good idea. Lets use my miniature vacuum cleaners as tea cups. And I know the perfect pink slipper we can ride to the moon in." Mr. Bear said.
So, Mr. Bear and Mr. Duck took a moment to enjoy some tea inside of an air conditioner.
Mr. Bear then said, "By the way, how many lumps of sugar do you want Mr. Duck?"
"Oh, better get me a lot of lumps. A whole lotta lumps." Mr. Duck told him.
"Alright." Mr. Bear said.
"Oh, no you don't! I'll help myself." Mr. Duck says changing his mind.
After tea, Mr. Bear and Mr. Duck went and got the pink slipper and sat in it.
Mr. Bear then said, "Actually, do you want to take a ride somewhere over the rainbow?"
"Sure! That sounds great!"
And so, Mr. Bear and Mr. Duck went over the rainbow instead.

The End.

 

[brinny]

Snow!!!!

 

[Daughter of His]

a yawn is a silent scream for coffee

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

in outer space, no one hear you scream for ice cream


.

 

[brinny]

Snow!

 

[lnknprk2003]

hello everyone

 

[moerunamida]

GREEN

 

[brinny]

Shakespearean Insults (these are hilarious)

"Thou fusty malmsey-nosed bum-bailey!"

 

[brinny]

"Thou artless toad-spotted giglet!"