• Starting today August 7th, 2024, in order to post in the Married Couples, Courting Couples, or Singles forums, you will not be allowed to post if you have your Marital status designated as private. Announcements will be made in the respective forums as well but please note that if yours is currently listed as Private, you will need to submit a ticket in the Support Area to have yours changed.

Random Thread of Randomness! (31)

brinny

everlovin' shiner of light in dark places
Site Supporter
Mar 23, 2004
249,102
114,198
✟1,375,472.00
Faith
Non-Denom
Marital Status
Private
Politics
US-Constitution
Hahahaaa!!! ^_^ Yeah, that's tellin' em! LOL :)

Chinese-buffet-sign.png

ROFLOLOL!!!! Did some peoples decide to sorta' "move in" there?

^_^
 
Upvote 0

Matthew-59

Space Invader
Site Supporter
Jan 24, 2010
14,247
8,166
✟297,157.00
Faith
Christian
Marital Status
Single
* There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
* ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
* The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
* A normal raindrop falls at about 7 miles per hour.
* Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
* The town of Calma, Chile in the Atacama Desert has never had rain.
* More people speak English in China than the United States.
* Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
* Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
* Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.
* During it’s lifetime an oyster changes its sex from male to female and back several times.
* You just wasted about 47 seconds reading all of these completely useless facts. :)
 
Upvote 0

LaSorcia

Well-Known Member
Site Supporter
Aug 18, 2015
23,356
35,083
✟1,391,979.00
Country
United States
Gender
Female
Faith
Eastern Orthodox
Marital Status
Private
*
* Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

I will try to remember this should I ever get the urge to do such a strange thing.
 
Upvote 0

brinny

everlovin' shiner of light in dark places
Site Supporter
Mar 23, 2004
249,102
114,198
✟1,375,472.00
Faith
Non-Denom
Marital Status
Private
Politics
US-Constitution
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth.” "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third –whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different boy—little Johnny--puts his hand up;
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is. "Johnny." "And what is your question, Johnny?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third- whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - where's Kenneth?
 
Upvote 0

Matthew-59

Space Invader
Site Supporter
Jan 24, 2010
14,247
8,166
✟297,157.00
Faith
Christian
Marital Status
Single
Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth.” "And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"I have three questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third –whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Just then the bell rings for recess.
Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different boy—little Johnny--puts his hand up;
Hillary points to him and asks him what his name is. "Johnny." "And what is your question, Johnny?"
"I have five questions:
First - whatever happened in Benghazi?
Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
Third- whatever happened to the missing 6 billion dollars while you were Secretary of State?"
Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
Fifth - where's Kenneth?
Good-bye little Johnny.
 
Upvote 0

LittleLambofJesus

Hebrews 2:14.... Pesky Devil, git!
Site Supporter
May 19, 2015
125,550
28,531
74
GOD's country of Texas
Visit site
✟1,237,300.00
Country
United States
Gender
Male
Faith
Christian
Marital Status
Single
Politics
US-Libertarian
http://img.memey.com/1/3/funny-bird-pooping-[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]-car.jpg............................http://bird.societiesmirror.com/image/funny-pictures/1009/oh-[bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse]-crap-birds-car-50cal-funny-pictures-1284836104.jpg





.
 

Attachments

  • upload_2016-1-24_23-7-52.jpeg
    upload_2016-1-24_23-7-52.jpeg
    12.5 KB · Views: 41
  • Like
Reactions: brinny
Upvote 0