Random Thread of Randomness! (30)

[JPPT1974]

HowDoUDo?!

 

[Faith In God]

I, the Genius, may Face

 

[JPPT1974]

Uthinkyouareagenius?

 

[jelly_bean]

He does. It's the acronomity!

 

[Faith In God]

I don't think.

I'm simply a genius. Who said anything about thinking?

Certainly not I.

 

[Praven]

Shut up Flaming Intestinal Gummi!

Ha, I win in the bizarre fight!

 

[Faith In God]

No no no. See, the way it works is the Freakin' Intelligent Genius wins. Ergo, you cannot win.

 

[jelly_bean]

I don't think.

I'm simply a genius. Who said anything about thinking?

Certainly not I.

Well, I'm not one to notice things. I take after oblivious people.

 

[Praven]

Unless the Freakin' Intelligent Genius is in actuality just a Facetious Insectoid Gamer.

And as you know, no insectoid can ever win a game. When is the last time you saw a bug emerge victorious after a game after footsie?

Exactly, my dear Farmly Itchy Goose.

 

[jelly_bean]

*opens mouth*

*closes mouth*

ERGO. GOER. OGRE.

 

[Praven]

GORE. ROGE. GROE.

I ran out of real words after gore...

 

[jelly_bean]

Did you know, if you changed ever letter of ergo, and added a couple of letters, you would get OWNED?

It's true! And It is the goodage.

 

[Faith In God]

Listen to me, Feet in Green: Freakin' Intelligent Genius has won. In fact, the definition of "win" is "FIG wins".

 

[jelly_bean]

You can't win. Only super geniuses can win. And that is what I'm going to be, eventually, so I WIN! In advance!

 

[Faith In God]

Super Geniui do not exist: they merely exhude knowledge. Knowledge cannot win.

Therefore, j_b doesn't exist, even if she wins (especially if she wins).

In the meantime, I must win.

 

[Praven]

PWNED!!!

And I am a royal caterpillar with a really long name. So I trump you as well.

DOUBLE PWNAGE!!!

((((INSERT THIS ABOVE FIG'S POST)))))

 

[jelly_bean]

Knowledge is love. And love always wins. So I, the future Super Genius of the thread, will always win! WHEN I win...

 

[Faith In God]

So much for Harry... I give up.

I still win, though.

 

[jelly_bean]

Harry Whodini?

 

[Praven]

Lawl. Who's Harry?