Random Thread of Randomness! (30)

[MeekOne]

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset.​

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"​

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and
sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.​

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.​

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.​

Bob has been missing since Friday.​

 

[Praven]

ROFLOL!!!

That was awesome!

I'm so using that.

By the way, one of the worse times to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Especially if your team is bad at guessing.

 

[jelly_bean]

Oh, deer.

 

[MeekOne]

I'm so using that.

Be my guest...

By the way, one of the worse times to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Especially if your team is bad at guessing.

...can you imagine the look on their faces when they find out!

 

[JPPT1974]

Good luck in three million reps my friend!

 

[Crystal~Rose]

Awww cute 2 me

 

[JPPT1974]

 

[Praven]

Thank you thank you.

Courtesy of Demetri Martin.

I just say other's jokes.

 

[MeekOne]

^
May all your ex's move to Texas.

Good luck in three million reps my friend!

Hopefully someday! May your medical premiums cost less than your home.

 

[Praven]

Mental Asylum Exam

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.​

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.​

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."​

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."​

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"​

 

[jelly_bean]

LOL.

Man, there was this insanity test I found somewhere via my friends, and out of my entire group of like, 8 friends I was the only one who didn't fail. And I was the craziest at the time! Yeesh. >_>

 

[thecarlyjean]

is facebook a book of faces?

 

[MeekOne]

Mental Asylum Exam​

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.​

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.​

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."​

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."​

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"​

 

[MeekOne]

that made me laugh and I turned all sorts of colors!

 

[JPPT1974]

Very funny my friend!

 

[Praven]

Thank you, thank you.

It was posted on Myspace. Bulletins are great for quick entertainment.

I am so boring right now. Time to take a nap.

 

[hazeleyes80]

 

[Praven]

Eww... Here is yet another fun bulletin...:

Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy these silly little jokes

well, DO YOU THINK SHE'S BEEN "SWEEPING" AROUND?​

 

[MeekOne]

Heheeeheee!

Eww... Here is yet another fun bulletin...:

Brooms
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.​

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.​

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.​

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"​

"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.​

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"​

Oh for goodness sake... laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy these silly little jokes​

well, DO YOU THINK SHE'S BEEN "SWEEPING" AROUND?​

HAHAHA! Just keep piling on the fun!

 

[jelly_bean]

MAN. This thread is going off the deep end.