Random Thread of Randomness! (29)

[thecarlyjean]

well he aint likely to take cold without them i dare say, Not where he's going!!!!!

 

[SunMessenger]

Merry Christmas !!!
Good Morning All . I Pray You Are Blessed Today And Every Day. Amen

 

[The Princess Bride]

Merry Christmas !!!
Good Morning All . I Pray You Are Blessed Today And Every Day. Amen​

That isnt random.

 

[brinny]

Offbeat News


Colorado Man Gets Stuck in His Chimney

Dec 9, 6:22 AM (ET)

WESTMINSTER, Colo. (AP) - Santa must have a trick. A man who was locked out of his house in this Denver suburb tried to get in by sliding down the chimney early Friday, but he got stuck and had to be rescued, authorities said.

The man, whose name wasn't released, fell about 12 feet down the shaft. Authorities said he was hurt but did not elaborate on the nature and extent of his injuries.

He convinced authorities it was his home, and there was no evidence he was breaking in, city spokeswoman Jennifer Galli said. Police were present but made no arrests.

Firefighters rescued the man by lowering a ladder into the chimney and lifting him to safety, Galli said.

Emergency workers were summoned at about 3:20 a.m., but it wasn't clear who called them.

 

[Praven]

ROFL! That's awesome!

Although, everyone knows your supposed to drop a baby chihuahua down the chimney before you enter. That way, the chimney is nice and slippery, like oil.

 

[thecarlyjean]

ding dong the witch is dead..
WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!! i didnt want the witch to Die!?

*pssst the bad witch died*

oh!!!!!!

ding dong the witch is dead...

 

[The Princess Bride]

*sings*

I DONT WANNA BE A MEMBER, I DONT WANNA GO TO CHURCH, IF YOU MAKE ME FOLLOW RULES, THEN I'LL BE A JERK!"



J/K

 

[cruelncute]

music is the chocolate chip in the cookie of life

 

[Praven]

Polka dots are the cancer of humanity.

 

[xladyfayre]

just because i look happy doesnt mean i am just because on the outside i am smiling doesnt mean that the tears aren't there you cant see it you dont know no one knows

 

[thecarlyjean]

if someone tells you how to feel... then are you really feeling? wouldn't that just be their feelings inside of you?

 

[The Princess Bride]

I may be weird, but my boyfriend is weirder that I!

 

[RPGfreak]

*sings*

I DONT WANNA BE A MEMBER, I DONT WANNA GO TO CHURCH, IF YOU MAKE ME FOLLOW RULES, THEN I'LL BE A JERK!"



J/K

That was a great movie..."'Don't make me call the brute squad' 'I'm on the brute squad' 'You are the brute squad'"

(I hope I got that right, been a while since I saw the movie)

 

[xladyfayre]

i have a pink phone!

 

[cruelncute]

i have a blue phone. and it sings.

 

[nicholzac]

 

[Praven]

I'm getting an amazing phone that can be any color I want! Eventually....

 

[nicholzac]

 

[cruelncute]

how can i convince my friend not to castrate her ex?

 

[JPPT1974]

Don't know as your guess is as good as mine!