Random Thread of Randomness! (25)

[RPGfreak]

The tooth fairy is my second cousen thrice removed. His name is Pete.

 

[jelly_bean]

That is a lie. No one is named Pete. My Uncle Pete told me that and he's never wrong.

 

[RPGfreak]

I never lie. By the way did you know that I'm the President Goerge W. Bush.

 

[jelly_bean]

...I knew it! YOU'RE my Uncle Pete, aren't you? I've gotta ask, why do you eat only salad and ho hos? You know it's so disgusting, especially when you don't eat them together. And when did you become President George Bush? Sally's gonna be mad when she hears you took her job.

 

[RPGfreak]

I eat salad and ho-hos cause when the cream and lettus mix it creates a cemical reationthat is like party in my mouth. And I became President Goerge Bush last tuesday at 5 o'clock in the morning, Sally will just have to get over it.

 

[Hermit]

Over fifteen thousand different plants.

 

[jelly_bean]

Sally's going to have watermelons over it. Again. You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? I mean, stealing her tube socks was bad enough. As my mother always says, "Bah bah baahhhh bahhhh baaah bah." Of course, my mother is a sheep.

 

[Hermit]

I will shuffle the cards and throw one away every time I enter.

 

[jelly_bean]

Don't do it on my behalf! The cards have never done anything to ME!!!

 

[Hermit]

Have been looking out for a while. Not much seems to change.

 

[jelly_bean]

Well, if it's bleak, throw a brick out of a window. Perception always involves breaking something. May as well be a window.

 

[Hermit]

Tomorrow I will definitely - oh I'm out of...again.

 

[jelly_bean]

I can get you a watermelon for free to throw out a window, if you can wait a few hours. Sally's labor last time took forever, so hopefully she will birth the watermelons faster.

 

[RPGfreak]

Yeah I'm out of... to they're so hard to comeby. But I hear that the Homedepot on 196 Fiddlestiks Rd. has some.

 

[jelly_bean]

Good marshmallows are SOOOOO hard to find nowadays....

 

[RPGfreak]

What are marshmellows?? Are those some kind of Bob??

 

[Hermit]

It's these stupid cards, they lack the keennes and fluidity that I'm looking for. Ammonium chloride will comfort me.

 

[jelly_bean]

You're a blasphemous load of turtles, not knowing what a marshmallow is. It's NOT a Bob, it's a Bobbin! ...But then, five million turtles are never wrong, so that cancels out my first statement. THIS POST NEVER HAPPENED, DON'T READ IT.

 

[RPGfreak]

Yeah, poisenous fluids always calm my down.

 

[jelly_bean]

It's these stupid cards, they lack the keennes and fluidity that I'm looking for. Ammonium chloride will comfort me.

Ammonium, isn't that the stuff to clean off your stove? Or is that aluminum? Agorian? Carbon dioxide?

If the cards bug you, give them to me. They secretly have a passionate love for me.