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there was a small church that needed the building to be painted.... outside, inside, everywhere... during service small flakes would fall off the ceiling. So the committee gets together, they figure out everything... color, cost... labor... everything. They go to the congregation the next sunday and say we need 1000 to repaint the building. So they took the offering and only came up with 500 dollars. So the pastor just doesnt know what to do, so he goes to the paint store. The salesmen says:
"You can buy the concentrated paint and thinner and that will total just a little under 500 dollars"
"Perfect!" the pastor says. So they mix the thinner with the paint the next saturday, everyone needed is there and they paint the entire building. Suddenly a rain storm comes before the paint is able to dry and it washes the paint right off! Then the pastor heard from the sky in a muffled voice:
"Repaint Repaint! and Thin no more!"


((repent repent and sin no more)) LOL!!!!!!
 
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