Random Thread of Randomness! (25)

[HisLittleHazelnut]

Time for me to weild my dual throwing sporks whilst on the backs of two mutant hamsters.

 

[thecarlyjean]

chartreuse.... navy... silver and #5 all of one thing in common... lol..

 

[pranxterstrikesagain]

Did Adam have a bellybutton???? seriously think about it

 

[thecarlyjean]

King solomon had 700 wives.. and 300 more concubines!!!!!!

 

[HisLittleHazelnut]

Did Adam have a bellybutton???? seriously think about it

I think you need some clothes.

 

[thecarlyjean]

the rock and pool.. are nice a cool... so juicy sweet!!!!!!
my only wish... is to catch a fish... so juicy sweet!!!!!!!!

 

[Illuminated_Darkness]

If i was to run in front of a car i would get tired, and if i was to run behinde a car i would soon get exhausted, but only if the squirrel riding on top of the car flung some sand in my eyes.

 

[HisLittleHazelnut]

the rock and pool.. are nice a cool... so juicy sweet!!!!!!
my only wish... is to catch a fish... so juicy sweet!!!!!!!!

I hate Gollum.

 

[nill]

I like the Neapolitan... chord.

 

[SoC]

Super Funky Monkey Butt.

 

[jelly_bean]

If I eat you, will you leave me alone THEN?! Ever since I didn't do your home ec homework, you just never stop complaining about your ladybug issue. Seriously.

 

[SoC]

I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."

Apparently, they've already mastered the whole "not thinking" part.

 

[jelly_bean]

I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."

Apparently, they've already mastered the whole "not thinking" part.

Wow. I really don't understand what the point is of a bumper sticker like that.... maybe it's to encourage everyone to be vegetarians!

 

[reverie_maiden]

Hello! Hope y'all don't mind if I join you in here.

 

[pranxterstrikesagain]

I can't wait to get my driver's license!!!!!!

 

[jelly_bean]

Of course we don't mind! We don't have minds to actually mind, you know, Brittany...

 

[reverie_maiden]

Of course we don't mind! We don't have minds to actually mind, you know, Brittany...

That's a very good point.

 

[jelly_bean]

Just this morning, I ate a calculator. So if you say 07734 and make me stand on my head, I can say hELLO!

 

[reverie_maiden]

I can't stop yawning!

 

[SoC]

Wow. I really don't understand what the point is of a bumper sticker like that.... maybe it's to encourage everyone to be vegetarians!

Highly doubtful. It's obviously to encourage stupidity.

As if we need more stupidity in the world.

*sigh* Times are tough.
(uber cool points to you if you can name where that last line comes from)