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ashes2beauty
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Tumbleweed64
God doesn't make mistakes!
Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"
"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."
"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands
holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed
and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign
with red letters that said, "Open ! Sundays," the church reciprocated
with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one!"
A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a
church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the
pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is
postponed."
"People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water
before you know how strong they are."
"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."
"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"
"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."
"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."
"Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."
"How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?"
"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives":
"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and
the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."
"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon."
"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --------- (U R)
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
"In the dark? Follow the Son."
"Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."
"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"
An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands
holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed
and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign
with red letters that said, "Open ! Sundays," the church reciprocated
with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
"Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons - come hear one!"
A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a
church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the
pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is
postponed."
"People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water
before you know how strong they are."
"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."
"Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!"
"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right."
"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."
"Fight truth decay - study the Bible daily."
"How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Non-smoking?"
"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives":
"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and
the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."
"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."
"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."
"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."
"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire
insurance soon."
"This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?" --------- (U R)
"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
"In the dark? Follow the Son."
"Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up."
"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd."
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ashes2beauty
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dannyb said:I just ran down the street and knocked over a baskin robbins to make sure I had the right flavor to get to see it!
Sooooo, what'll it be ma'am
chocolate chip cookie dough, please
(and here's my monkey impression.....)
ooh oohh oooh ahh ahh ooooohh oooohh...
oohh ohh ahh aaaahhh... ooohh ahhh ahhh
ooohhh oohh ahh ahh ahhhh!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHH!! AAHHHH AAAAHHHHH!!!
(runs around frantically looking for a banana...)
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Tumbleweed64
God doesn't make mistakes!
ashes2beauty said:[/color][/size][/font]
chocolate chip cookie dough, please
(and here's my monkey impression.....)
ooh oohh oooh ahh ahh ooooohh oooohh...
oohh ohh ahh aaaahhh... ooohh ahhh ahhh
ooohhh oohh ahh ahh ahhhh!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHH!! AAHHHH AAAAHHHHH!!!
(runs around frantically looking for a banana...)
*gives ashes a banana before she hyperventilates!*
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ashes2beauty
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Tumbleweed64 said:*gives ashes a banana before she hyperventilates!*
thank you! *eats banana* buuuuuurrp
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Tumbleweed64
God doesn't make mistakes!
I Want A Spectacular Job
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it
up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a
spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at
or has ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside. He picked it
up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared.
"I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.
The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a
spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at
or has ever attempted to do."
"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."
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Tumbleweed64
God doesn't make mistakes!
LT, you look so cute in your nightie and slippers~Lady Trekki~ said:You guys are a riot!
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can guys read this plz?
http://www.christianforums.com/t1912525-pray-my-g-f-and-me.html
http://www.christianforums.com/t1912525-pray-my-g-f-and-me.html
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