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^ <------ doesn't scream for ice scream.
but i'd do just about anything else for a klondike bar.
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^ <------ doesn't scream for ice scream.
but i'd do just about anything else for a klondike bar.
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ashes2beauty
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oh possum, sweet possum
your precious life is gone
you tried to cross the busy road
but got struck by my nissan
your precious life is gone
you tried to cross the busy road
but got struck by my nissan
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God doesn't make mistakes!
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Tumbleweed64
God doesn't make mistakes!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her Mother.
"Well," said her Mother "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..."Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as
soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language
-- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful
4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home...
PLEASE Mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her Mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what
could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell
your Mother the 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...words like:
Dust, Wash, Iron, and Cook!
When they got back, the bride immediately called her Mother.
"Well," said her Mother "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh, Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So
romantic..."Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as
soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language
-- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful
4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home...
PLEASE Mama!"
"Sarah, Sarah," her Mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what
could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so
embarrassed they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell
your Mother the 4-letter words!"
Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...words like:
Dust, Wash, Iron, and Cook!
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