Random Thread of Randomness! ((((((((((((21)

[DannyB]

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new vehicle for weeks. He
wanted a new truck. She wanted a little fast-like sports car so she
could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said. "I want something that goes from 0 - 200 in 4 seconds.
My birthday is coming up and you could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

 

[Greenthumb]

For those of you who miss Leader...I stole this from another thread....Heheheheheh!

Thanks DannyB...always good to get our LOTB fix!

 

[arborvita]

Good Evening GT.

 

[DannyB]

Thanks DannyB...always good to get our LOTB fix!

Yeah, I miss him in this thread too.

How are you this fine evening?

 

[Greenthumb]

Hi Matt! How goes it?

 

[arborvita]

It goes well. Spent almost the whole day indoors it was a scorcher outside. 103 was the high for the day.

 

[DannyB]

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. The city-slicker attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. He did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what
he was asking. After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, “You really are a country hick, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!”
The old rancher replied, “Well, I'll tell you young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning.

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

Good one Danny!

 

[DannyB]

Hey LT where've ya been? We've missed ya!

 

[Daughter of His]

Ah, nice to be sitting at the computer again. Greetings all.

 

[DannyB]

Ah, nice to be sitting at the computer again. Greetings all.

HEY!

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

Hey LT where've ya been? We've missed ya!

Oh just lurkin here and there...

 

[Daughter of His]

"leaning on the lamp post"

 

[DannyB]

Doesn't the name "Taco Bell" kinda sound like it should be a mexican phone company?

 

[Daughter of His]

I wonder what happened to my character, did anyone else's disappear?

 

[~Lady Trekki~]

They made a new trekkie outfit for the ladies...you guys like?

 

[DannyB]

I wonder what happened to my character, did anyone else's disappear?

Yesterday Erwin did a mass unequip. You just need to re-equip everything.

 

[MQTA]

I wonder what happened to my character, did anyone else's disappear?

mass reset, you have to reequip everything again

 

[DannyB]

is it me or is there an echo in this thread?

 

[The Princess Bride]

It's you..yummm..Pina Coladas