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Tumbleweed64
God doesn't make mistakes!
lol,Thanks DannyDannyB said:
I DO miss him, doesn't he like here us here in Randomville no more?
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delicate_flower
~fading into seraphic sorrow~
Pretty good... But did you need a rhythm guitar to assist your lead? I'm free to play too.
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DannyB
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A 16 year old boy came home with a new Porsche and his parents began to fuss, "Where did you get that car????!!!"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well", said the boy, "this one cost me $15."
His parents began to panic and asked, "Who would sell a car like that for $15?" "It was the lady up the street and I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for $15."
"Oh my goodness," moaned the mother to the boy's father, "John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had just sold her Porsche for $15 and demanded to know what was going on.
"Well, I'll tell you. This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend that he'd run off to Hawaii with his secretary. The secretary took all his money and left him after they arrived. He called me and claimed he was robbed and stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, I did."
He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well", said the boy, "this one cost me $15."
His parents began to panic and asked, "Who would sell a car like that for $15?" "It was the lady up the street and I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for $15."
"Oh my goodness," moaned the mother to the boy's father, "John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had just sold her Porsche for $15 and demanded to know what was going on.
"Well, I'll tell you. This morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend that he'd run off to Hawaii with his secretary. The secretary took all his money and left him after they arrived. He called me and claimed he was robbed and stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, I did."
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The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised, to say the
least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so
he led him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager
expectantly.
The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to
type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly type
a perfect business letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the
manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair..
The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but I'm
sorry. The sign clearly says that whoever I hire has to be good with a
computer."
The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and proceeded to
demonstrate his expertise with various programs, produced a sample
spreadsheet and database, then presented them to the manager.
The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the dog, "Hey, I realize that you
are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're
adog -- no way could I hire you."
The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed his paw
at the words, "Equal Opportunity Employer."
The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the sign says. But
the sign also says you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the eye and said, "Meow."
least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so
he led him into the office.
Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager
expectantly.
The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to
type."
The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly type
a perfect business letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the
manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair..
The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but I'm
sorry. The sign clearly says that whoever I hire has to be good with a
computer."
The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and proceeded to
demonstrate his expertise with various programs, produced a sample
spreadsheet and database, then presented them to the manager.
The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the dog, "Hey, I realize that you
are a very intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're
adog -- no way could I hire you."
The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed his paw
at the words, "Equal Opportunity Employer."
The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the sign says. But
the sign also says you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the eye and said, "Meow."
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