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Subject: Police talk
> > > The following conversations were taken off actual
> > > police car recordings
> > > around the country:
> > >
> > > "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
> > > new. They'll stretch
> > > out after you wear them for awhile."
> > >
> > > "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your
> > > birth certificate a
> > > worthless document."
> > >
> > > "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
> > >
> > > "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?
> > > In case you didn't know,
> > > that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from
> > > my gun."
> > >
> > > "So you don't know how fast you were going. I
> > > guess that means I can
> > > write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
> > >
> > > "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift
> > > supervisor, but I don't think it
> > > will help. Oh..did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
> > >
> > > "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning
> > > you not to do that again
> > > or I'll give you another ticket."
> > >
> > > "The answer to this last question will determine
> > > whether you are drunk
> > > or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
> > >
> > > "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my
> > > wife gets a toaster oven."
> > >
> > > "Just how big were those two beers, fellah?"
> > >
> > > "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to
> > > have quotas but now
> > > we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
> > >
> > > "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good
> > > personal friend of
> > > yours. ! At least you know someone who can post your bail."
> > >
> > >
> > > (and the best one)....
> > >
> > >
> > > "You didn't think we give tickets to pretty
> > > women? You're right, we
> > > don't. Sign here
> > > The following conversations were taken off actual
> > > police car recordings
> > > around the country:
> > >
> > > "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're
> > > new. They'll stretch
> > > out after you wear them for awhile."
> > >
> > > "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your
> > > birth certificate a
> > > worthless document."
> > >
> > > "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
> > >
> > > "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second?
> > > In case you didn't know,
> > > that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from
> > > my gun."
> > >
> > > "So you don't know how fast you were going. I
> > > guess that means I can
> > > write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
> > >
> > > "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift
> > > supervisor, but I don't think it
> > > will help. Oh..did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"
> > >
> > > "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning
> > > you not to do that again
> > > or I'll give you another ticket."
> > >
> > > "The answer to this last question will determine
> > > whether you are drunk
> > > or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
> > >
> > > "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my
> > > wife gets a toaster oven."
> > >
> > > "Just how big were those two beers, fellah?"
> > >
> > > "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to
> > > have quotas but now
> > > we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
> > >
> > > "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good
> > > personal friend of
> > > yours. ! At least you know someone who can post your bail."
> > >
> > >
> > > (and the best one)....
> > >
> > >
> > > "You didn't think we give tickets to pretty
> > > women? You're right, we
> > > don't. Sign here
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Hi, Greenthumb.....good to see you.
Hello, Danny.....I'm pretty good, thanks. I didn't think you knew me.
How's things for you? I like your sense of humour.....
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DannyB
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joyshirley said:Hi, Greenthumb.....good to see you.
Hello, Danny.....I'm pretty good, thanks. I didn't think you knew me.
It's been a long time. I think it was when I first joined about a year ago. I think you know my wife, KittiK.
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DannyB said:
Yes, KittiK is one of my CF pals. I never knew you two are married! You're a blessed man, Danny.
KittiK and I seem to post in different places most of the time, but you don't forget your first buddies here in CF, do you?
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Shadowseldil
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Hy everyone.
Wow, ya fall off the face of the earth for what, a week or two, and you miss three complete runthroughs of a thread. Guess I'm just gonna have to...I don't know...stop... falling off the face of the earth, maybe...
Wow, ya fall off the face of the earth for what, a week or two, and you miss three complete runthroughs of a thread. Guess I'm just gonna have to...I don't know...stop... falling off the face of the earth, maybe...
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