Random Thread of Randomness! (2)

[gemcross]

why did we choose animals that eat each other as pets? why not vegetarian pets?

 

[Disciple_Of_God19]

What's black and white and can't stand warm weather?

A penguin (made it up myself, hehehe) ((unless of course it's already been made up))

 

[gemcross]

whats black, white and red?




a zebra with a sunburn- didn't make that one up

 

[MeekOne]

vegetarian animals...hmmmm.....weren't some dinasours vegetarians....what happend?

 

[MeekOne]

I like clouds!

 

[MeekOne]

heeheehee....blueblockers....heeheehee

 

[Tazi]

i constantly feel as if everybody around me is pushing in on me, trying to get me to shape to eheir ideals. and i'm pushing back, trying to be an individual.

remember what Bruce Lee said, water is soft when you touch it gently and hard if you hit it hard

"turn the other cheek"

recognize if satan is trying to distract you

 

[Daughter of His]

remember what Bruce Lee said, water is soft when you touch it gently and hard if you hit it hard

"turn the other cheek"

recognize if satan is trying to distract you

All good advice!! I like. The last one being a zinger and true.

 

[comana]

all's well that end's well

 

[Daughter of His]

especially if that is a productive oil well

 

[comana]

ever seen a gummy bear war?

 

[MeekOne]

Oil Well....was that Olive's great uncle?

 

[MeekOne]

ever seen a gummy bear war?

Yes, in my stomach after eating them on ice-cream.... :o

 

[comana]

[pong][sign] Random Thoughts [/sign][/pong]

 

[MeekOne]

[pong][move][sign] We all live in a yellow submarine [/sign][/move][/pong]

 

[MeekOne]

only the red ones though.....

 

[2Timothy2]

A few more oxymorons

Microsoft Works
Soviet economy
Soviet Union
Golf fashion
Senate Ethics Committee
Senate Intelligence Committee

 

[Daughter of His]

here's some Christian ones

comfortable pews- ever try to sleep on one, oh you have

short sermon

heated baptistry

vacation bible school (ever teach it?)

part-time pastor

 

[OceanAngel]

Cheese is good, oh.

 

[2Timothy2]

heated baptistry

That one's the best.