Random Thread of Randomness! (2)

[jesusfreak4888]

LOL sidenote to stefania as a comment on a recent post of heres PREACH IT SISTER

 

[Stefania777]

Don not fear him, fr I have delivered him (your enemy) into your hand. Numbers 21:34

 

[Stefania777]

 

[jesusfreak4888]

i remeber reading that

 

[aggie03]

You ever wonder how they plan on getting the ship -OUT- of the bottle?

 

[jesusfreak4888]

i dont get it?

 

[aggie03]

 

[jesusfreak4888]

ha ROFL

 

[Stefania777]

Now I'm in the mood, here goes a beautigul one:

Though an army may encamp against me, My heart shall not fear; Though war may rise against me, In this I will be confident. Psalm 27:3

 

[jesusfreak4888]

do you know these by heart or are you looking these up?

 

[Stefania777]

Ya I know a few by heart, but I'm running out lol
here goes one of my favourites:
Do everything in love. Corinthians 16:14

 

[aggie03]

Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious

 

[jenn82]

I said that a while back

 

[aggie03]

Great minds think alike

 

[droolbot]

a multi-colored palace sits atop a cloud made of dreams of freedom

 

[Stefania777]

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you may know, walked barefoot throughout most of his lifetime, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him a rather frail person. With his odd diet, he also suffered from very bad breath.

..This technically made Gandhi .....


A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

 

[Leader of the Banned]

A duck walks into a pet store and asked the owner if he sold "duck-food" here. The owner said; "no, I don't sell duck food here". The next day the duck went back to the same pet store, and asked the owner again if he sold "duck-food" here. The owner became very angry and said; "if you ask me for "duck-food" one more time, I am going to nail your web feet to the floor!" The duck came back on the third day and asked the owner of the pet store; "do you sell any hammer and nails here?" The owner answered; "no, I don't sell any hammer and nails here". The duck then asked; "do you sell any "duck-food" here"?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

There were these three zucchinis planted on the north side of Ridge Rd. in beautiful Parma, Oh. One day one of 'em noticed the perfect spot across the street-moist soil, sun shine and even a little water leaking from a gutter. The zucchini decided to make a break for it so he wiggles himself loose, runs across the street and plants himself in the ground. He calls out to his buddies "this is great! come on over". So the second zucchini wiggles himself free, dashes across the street and JUST missed getting hit by a car! Well he makes it, plants himself and calls out to the third zucchini "come on! This is great". The third zucchini is a little hesitent but curiosity gets the better him so he wiggles himself free, runs across the street and BAM! Hit by a car. The other two zucchinis rush him to Parma hospital's er. As they're both pacing in the waiting room a doctor comes out and says "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is your buddy's gonna live. The bad news is he's gonna be a vegetable for the rest of his life..."

 

[droolbot]

so a man walks into a store...