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I love Stand By Me, so here's a couple:
Teddy: "That was the all-time train dodge... too cool. Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy."
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Vern: "Geeze, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, pez and root-beer?"
Gordie: "Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could've gotten more for your 7 cents."
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Vern: "If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavoured Pez. There's no doubt about it."
Teddy: "That was the all-time train dodge... too cool. Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy."
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Vern: "Geeze, Gordie, why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff like twinkies, pez and root-beer?"
Gordie: "Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could've gotten more for your 7 cents."
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Vern: "If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavoured Pez. There's no doubt about it."
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All Time Favorite Scene in the World:
Will Smith, as Captain Steven Hiller, dragging the alien body across the desert, doing some homeboy griping at it:
"Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute.
You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? (Viciously kicks alien)
I could've been at a barbecue!
But I ain't mad."
Superb.
Will Smith, as Captain Steven Hiller, dragging the alien body across the desert, doing some homeboy griping at it:
"Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute.
You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? (Viciously kicks alien)
I could've been at a barbecue!
But I ain't mad."
Superb.
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[Discussing the body count]
Dr. Einstein: You got twelve, they got twelve.
[Angrily grabs Dr. Einstein's necktie]
Jonathan Brewster: I've got thirteen!
Dr. Einstein: No, Johnny, twelve - don't brag.
Jonathan Brewster: Thirteen! There's Mr. Spinalzo and the first one in London, two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney, one in Melbourne, two in San Francisco, one in Phoenix, Arizona...
Dr. Einstein: Phoenix?
Jonathan Brewster: The filling station...
Dr. Einstein: Filling station? Oh!
[Slits throat]
Dr. Einstein: Yes.
Jonathan Brewster: Then three in Chicago and one in South Bend.
Dr. Einstein: You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia!
Jonathan Brewster: He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him!
Dr. Einstein: No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!
Dr. Einstein: You got twelve, they got twelve.
[Angrily grabs Dr. Einstein's necktie]
Jonathan Brewster: I've got thirteen!
Dr. Einstein: No, Johnny, twelve - don't brag.
Jonathan Brewster: Thirteen! There's Mr. Spinalzo and the first one in London, two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney, one in Melbourne, two in San Francisco, one in Phoenix, Arizona...
Dr. Einstein: Phoenix?
Jonathan Brewster: The filling station...
Dr. Einstein: Filling station? Oh!
[Slits throat]
Dr. Einstein: Yes.
Jonathan Brewster: Then three in Chicago and one in South Bend.
Dr. Einstein: You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia!
Jonathan Brewster: He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him!
Dr. Einstein: No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!
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Derek: You think you're just too cool for school. Well I've got a newsflash for you... [long pause]... you aren't.
Zoolander
Actually, just about every line in the whole movie is genius. Best movie ever.
Zoolander
Actually, just about every line in the whole movie is genius. Best movie ever.
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I agree
(I've got a newsflash for ya Walter Chronkhite...)
I love these from Zoolander too:
"Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!!?"
"Obey my dog."
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
"Age before beauty, goat cheese."
That's all I got right now
(I've got a newsflash for ya Walter Chronkhite...)
I love these from Zoolander too:
"Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!!?"
"Obey my dog."
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
"Age before beauty, goat cheese."
That's all I got right now
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My boys have now watched Madagascar about 50 times in the past week...<insert rolling eye guy here>
Their favorite line is "just smile and wave boys...smile and wave".
Their favorite line is "just smile and wave boys...smile and wave".
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White Goodman: "You're going down like a sweet muffin!"
-Dodgeball
Ron Burgundy: "I don't know if you heard me counting, but I did over a 1000..."
-Anchornamn
Frank Dredmond (off the top of my head): "No no no, my head is spinning like a dreidel in a sand storm!"
-Wrongfully Accused
-Dodgeball
Ron Burgundy: "I don't know if you heard me counting, but I did over a 1000..."
-Anchornamn
Frank Dredmond (off the top of my head): "No no no, my head is spinning like a dreidel in a sand storm!"
-Wrongfully Accused
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"I love lamp"
-Anchorman
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
-Life Of Brian
"He's got an arm off!!!!"
- Shaun Of The Dead
"What's your vector, victor?"
- Airplane
-Anchorman
"He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
-Life Of Brian
"He's got an arm off!!!!"
- Shaun Of The Dead
"What's your vector, victor?"
- Airplane
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Yes, classic. (It's actually Airplane II: The Sequel.)steverock said:
"Do we have clearance, Clarence?"
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Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
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A few of my favorites . . .
The Stranger: He's got your eyes. They... pull you right in.
Lizzie: Don't know what to say to that
The Stranger: You don't have to say anything.
Lizzie: You don't have to say nice things to me. I'm not paying you for that.
The Stranger: So why don't you want to hear them?
-Dear Frankie
"It's called a lance - hello!"
-A Knight's Tale
"You have bewitched me, body and soul."
-Darcy to Elizabeth, Pride and Prejudice
"How do you know I won't murder you in your beds?" - Jean Valjean
"How do you know I won't murder you?" - Bishop of Digne
-Les Miserables
"Pitiful creature of darknessl, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone."
-Phantom of the Opera (Christine to Eric)
The Stranger: He's got your eyes. They... pull you right in.
Lizzie: Don't know what to say to that
The Stranger: You don't have to say anything.
Lizzie: You don't have to say nice things to me. I'm not paying you for that.
The Stranger: So why don't you want to hear them?
-Dear Frankie
"It's called a lance - hello!"
-A Knight's Tale
"You have bewitched me, body and soul."
-Darcy to Elizabeth, Pride and Prejudice
"How do you know I won't murder you in your beds?" - Jean Valjean
"How do you know I won't murder you?" - Bishop of Digne
-Les Miserables
"Pitiful creature of darknessl, what kind of life have you known? God give me courage to show you, you are not alone."
-Phantom of the Opera (Christine to Eric)
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APOCALYPSE NOW---Too many great ones from the film that's so far come the closest to capturing the darkness and insanity of war
"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission. And for my sins, they gave me one."
-Capt. Benjamin L. Willard
Colonel Lucas: Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it, and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.
Willard: ...Terminate? The Colonel?
General Corman: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.
Civilian: Terminate---with extreme prejudice.
"Y'smell that?...Napalm, son. Nothin' else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Ya know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, y'know, that gasoline smell...the whole hill...smelled like.....victory......Someday, this war's gonna end........"
-Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
"...If that's how Kilgore fought the war, I began to wonder what they really had against Kurtz. It wasn't just the insanity and murder---there was enough of that to go around for everyone."
-Capt. Willard
"CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"
-Kilgore
"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream---That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor...and surviving."
-Col. Walter E. Kurtz
Photojournalist: "This is the way the ****ing world ends, man...not with a bang-----but with a whimper."
Kurtz: Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?
Willard: ...they told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: ...are my methods unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Kurtz: I expected someone like you---are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy...sent by grocery clerks.....to collect a bill.
"Everybody wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was up there waiting for me to take the pain away. He just wanted to go out like a soldier: Standing up; not like some poor, wasted, rag-***** renegade. Even the jungle wanted him dead---and that's who he really took his orders from anyway."
-Willard
"The horror...the Horror......"
-Kurtz's last words
"Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission. And for my sins, they gave me one."
-Capt. Benjamin L. Willard
Colonel Lucas: Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it, and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.
Willard: ...Terminate? The Colonel?
General Corman: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.
Civilian: Terminate---with extreme prejudice.
"Y'smell that?...Napalm, son. Nothin' else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Ya know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, y'know, that gasoline smell...the whole hill...smelled like.....victory......Someday, this war's gonna end........"
-Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore
"...If that's how Kilgore fought the war, I began to wonder what they really had against Kurtz. It wasn't just the insanity and murder---there was enough of that to go around for everyone."
-Capt. Willard
"CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"
-Kilgore
"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream---That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor...and surviving."
-Col. Walter E. Kurtz
Photojournalist: "This is the way the ****ing world ends, man...not with a bang-----but with a whimper."
Kurtz: Did they say why, Willard, why they want to terminate my command?
Willard: ...they told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
Kurtz: ...are my methods unsound?
Willard: I don't see any method at all, sir.
Kurtz: I expected someone like you---are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy...sent by grocery clerks.....to collect a bill.
"Everybody wanted me to do it, him most of all. I felt like he was up there waiting for me to take the pain away. He just wanted to go out like a soldier: Standing up; not like some poor, wasted, rag-***** renegade. Even the jungle wanted him dead---and that's who he really took his orders from anyway."
-Willard
"The horror...the Horror......"
-Kurtz's last words
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One of my favorites from the 1936 sci-fi classic, Things to Come.
Raymond Passworthyhttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152361/http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152361/http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152361/: Oh, God, is there ever to be any age of happiness? Is there never to be any rest?
Oswald Cabal: Rest enough for the individual man -- too much, and too soon -- and we call it death. But for Man, no rest and no ending. He must go on, conquest beyond conquest. First this little planet with its winds and ways, and then all the laws of mind and matter that restrain him. Then the planets about him and at last out across immensity to the stars. And when he has conquered all the deeps of space and all the mysteries of time, still he will be beginning.
Raymond Passworthyhttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152361/http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152361/http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0152361/: Oh, God, is there ever to be any age of happiness? Is there never to be any rest?
Oswald Cabal: Rest enough for the individual man -- too much, and too soon -- and we call it death. But for Man, no rest and no ending. He must go on, conquest beyond conquest. First this little planet with its winds and ways, and then all the laws of mind and matter that restrain him. Then the planets about him and at last out across immensity to the stars. And when he has conquered all the deeps of space and all the mysteries of time, still he will be beginning.
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