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* ONLY iN AMERiCA » can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » are the handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, & diet coke.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they leave cars worth thousands of dollrs in the driveway & put our useless junk in the garage.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won`t miss a call from someone we didn`t wanna talk to in the first place.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they use the word "politics" to describe the process so well. "poli" in latin meaning MANY & "tics" meaning "blood sucking creatures"
* ONLY iN AMERiCA » do they have drive up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
 
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