Questions of Life (a joke)

[kingdave]

Questions of Life

A man was pondering all the questions of life, universe, and his own personal problem. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God.

"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted.

God responded, "What is it my son?"

"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?"

"Go right ahead, my son ... anything.", God said

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "a million years to me is only a second".

"Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "a million dollars to me is only worth a penny."

The man lift his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!! ... in a second".

 

[marmaladePRO]

dave you just posted this joke... i'm not implying your a broken record or anything, but i've seen this exact thing at family gatherings!
i saw the punchline coming this time!!!

 

[solo66 man]

Its still funny after all these years .

 

[marmaladePRO]

tonight was my first exposure to the joke, it is funny very funny though, does anyone know of any Christian joke sites???

 

[loveHIM_liveHIM]

umm try just getting on google and searchin on "christian jokes"... that should work

 

[Smythe]

Lol, the joke obvioiusly has not reached South Africa yet. Maybe it is cos of the weak Rand.

 

[lismiles21]

lol thats hilarious! i have never heard it before! maybe i just live in a closed joke city....lol but thanks for posting it!

 

[Gandalf]

Here,They have a couple of good jokes:
christianonestop.com/1_cos_cleanjokes
(sorry for not making it a link,but the site doesn`t allow it to me until I`ve reached 15 posts,you may need to add www at the begininng and htm at the end,because I had to edit it to post it)

One of my favorites is this:


[font=Arial, Verdana, Helvetica]There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, "Today I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door."
Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, "I want a shave!" The barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be with you in a moment." The barber went in the back and prayed a quick desperate prayer saying, "God, the first customer came in and I'm going to witness to him. So please give me the wisdom to know just the right thing to say to him. Amen."
Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying "Good morning sir. I have a question for you......... Are you ready to die?"[/font]

 

[Sign Of The Fish Burger]

I have never heared it.... I thought it was cute!!

 

[Focusedpoetgirl]

haha Those were cute! I especially love the barber one. Hmm, if you're looking for Christian jokes, check out Cross Walk - the fun section. They've got some good ones.

 

[Mistyfogg]

Funny-n-cute jokes!!hee hee....i love to laugh!

 

[Krichevskoy]

First good joke I've heard in a while...thanks, i needed a laugh. "Are you ready to die?" LOL

 

[Xgthug]

[PONG]HAHAHAHAHA![/PONG]

 

[ZOEgirl377]

Questions of Life

A man was pondering all the questions of life, universe, and his own personal problem. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God.

"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted.

God responded, "What is it my son?"

"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?"

"Go right ahead, my son ... anything.", God said

"God, what is a million years to you?"

God said, "a million years to me is only a second".

"Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

God said, "a million dollars to me is only worth a penny."

The man lift his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God can I have a penny?"

And God cheerfully said, "Sure!! ... in a second".

Hahahahahaha! I love that!