I see. Thank you. All the other congregational fora troublemakers (as you know, God issues one to each small congregational forum and two to three to each large one, in order to teach our moderators the sort of patience which only comes through tribulation) and I were talking (well actually, they had all gotten together to verbally abuse me for being given the privilege of paying bigsierra substantially less to post with me to make me look good, but when they had completed this task to their satisfaction, they still had me cornered, and found they had finished sooner than they had expected) where was I...oh, yes..we CFTs found ourselves discussing mod kickbacks in general, and they naturally decided that we should pool our funds for this, because I came up with the idea of the financial compensation which is only our WP mods just due and they caught me at it, those nosey parkers, so I collect by far the largest salary of all of us, since I've taken far fewer compulsory vacations, and therefore have the highest post count of any CFT.
To make a long story short, they're attempting to put the screws to me, and I strenuously objected, wvmtnkid, on behalf of our fine Wesley's Parish moderators, who will receive far less of their rightful share of the take, since much of my salary, when pooled, would then go to moderators who don't deserve it nearly as much as do ours, since Wesley's Parish is the proud possessor of the most notorious CFT of all, myself.
If you are paid less and the other moderators paid more, then I will appear to be far less notorious than I am at present; by my calculations, nearly negligble, and then your status will fall sharply in the eyes of the rest of the staff, and some of them are therefore quite likely to stop paying you to encourage me to stand fast in my Wesleyan faith, so that they don't have to worry about being stuck with me because I've converted to theirs.
In conclusion, I feel that, for your own well-being, you should should place a ceiling on my fee at its present amount until Erwin has a chance to stock the phaser rifle I have requested in order to get and keep the upper hand I need until they again viciously quarrel and are unable to cooperate together in their nefarious plan of cheating you; yes,
you, a mod Of Wesley's Parish, one of the three finest mods in this or any other quadrant of the galaxy, and who does not deserve to both sustain considerable financial loss and to have some vastly inferior CFT foisted off on you in my place. They are counting on you to fall for their cheap, shabby tricks, wvmtnkid, but you are far,
far cleverer than all of them combined, and I have
every confidence that you will
not be fooled by these pathetic slackers!
Have I mentioned lately how much I admire and respect you, wvmtnkid?