Well, ya know, I can't speak for the Gods or thier affiliates, but I'd guess its because beetles are great fun to make and are terrific terrific giftsfor immortals. Kind of like our terrestrial hand-made ashtrays.
A peak into TrueQ's thought processess:
Other explanations considered include -
1. One day some greasy, nerdy deity combed his hair and all the dandruff fell to earth and became beetle species.
2. Bug aliens from the twelfth planet visited Earth long ago and interbred with beetle populations.
3. Blank-faced, indiscriminate, Natural Forces have an unexplained tendency to weigh dice in favor of small, shelled things.
4. All beetle varieties are actually tiny camera robots used by the Illuminati to keep tabs on all portions of the globe simultaneously.
A peak into TrueQ's thought processess:
Other explanations considered include -
1. One day some greasy, nerdy deity combed his hair and all the dandruff fell to earth and became beetle species.
2. Bug aliens from the twelfth planet visited Earth long ago and interbred with beetle populations.
3. Blank-faced, indiscriminate, Natural Forces have an unexplained tendency to weigh dice in favor of small, shelled things.
4. All beetle varieties are actually tiny camera robots used by the Illuminati to keep tabs on all portions of the globe simultaneously.
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