1. Knock - knock.
Who's there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren Peace.
2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
3. Once, a vampire was walking along a sidewalk, hoping to get home before dawn. He felt something splat on him, and saw that it was a tomato sandwich. He thought that was odd, but just kept walking. Then he felt something else hit him, and saw that it was a squash. He turned around just in time for a pile of food to hit him as the sun came up. And his last words? "Oh, no! It's Buffet the vampire slayer!"
4. Bert and Mort were brothers who built boats and also ran a funeral parlor. Bert may be a good funeral director, but he'll never be the rigger Mort is.
Who's there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren Peace.
2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
3. Once, a vampire was walking along a sidewalk, hoping to get home before dawn. He felt something splat on him, and saw that it was a tomato sandwich. He thought that was odd, but just kept walking. Then he felt something else hit him, and saw that it was a squash. He turned around just in time for a pile of food to hit him as the sun came up. And his last words? "Oh, no! It's Buffet the vampire slayer!"
4. Bert and Mort were brothers who built boats and also ran a funeral parlor. Bert may be a good funeral director, but he'll never be the rigger Mort is.
