Proof that Pokemon is evil

[jmdenn3000]

well, considering it's being taken in by a madhouse of a continent. i don't think it's much of a problem

 

[thenewageriseth]

See the rest of this article at: http://cnview.com/on_line_resources/pokeman__another_introduction.htm

I am so tired of those people (like in that article) bashing this kids' shows and franchises cuz most don't have relevance to the Christian life.
Give it break. Jeez...

 

[NavyGuy7]

I think its based on the fact that if you play the theme song backwards, it says "I love satan, I love satan". No joke. I heard it myself.

 

[Theogonia]

What fool bumped this ancient piece of long-forgotten history?

 

[mrpiddly]

I think its based on the fact that if you play the theme song backwards, it says "I love satan, I love satan". No joke. I heard it myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29CjMX080_I


You got to watch out for those evil satanic pokemon, they are out to get your children.

 

[thenewageriseth]

What fool bumped this ancient piece of long-forgotten history?

I be that "fool" you speaketh of! (If you mean opening this thread again...)
Had to say it. Folks to clam up about these kids' shows. The folks who are extra zealous, that is.

 

[thenewageriseth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29CjMX080_I


You got to watch out for those evil satanic pokemon, they are out to get your children.

LAWL!! XD

 

[NavyGuy7]

Sorry, but teh video is no longer available. Oh well, probably wasn't missing anything. I just don't like Pokemon, really. I grew out of it a long time ago. I wasn't saying that stuff about the song because i hate pokemon now. I was merely stating a fact. BUT I still think kids could be watching something a little more worthwhile.... that is, if there's anything for kids to watch anymore that's not regurgitated crap. Power Rangers ring a bell? What about Digimon? Those shows need to die... lol.

 

[WhirlwindMonk]

I think its based on the fact that if you play the theme song backwards, it says "I love satan, I love satan". No joke. I heard it myself.

You hear it because you are listening for it and your brain makes those patterns out of the noises it hears. I heard no such thing when I listened to it backwards.

There's a Queen song that if you play it backwards, it supposedly says "I like to smoke marijuana", but the thing I saw didn't say that until after you heard it the first time. The first time it played, I couldn't hear it. After I knew what I was supposed to be listening for, I could sort of hear something that could be construed as that line.

Honestly, if you pick a long enough song, you could probably give just about any short line and be able to hear it somewhere when playing the song backwards.

 

[ThePosterFormerlyKnownAs]

What fool bumped this ancient piece of long-forgotten history?

Here, quick! Use this!

 

[ThePosterFormerlyKnownAs]

In all seriousness, I think Pokemon are one of the most sinister threats to our children in these times. I meal just look at the name. Pokemon. Poke-ee-mahn. Sounds Rastafarian or something. Name them Dracorans or Xenolovs or something cool. Pokemon? Awww...'ee's just da cutest widdle pokemon I eber did seeee...