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I know it's just a joke, but seriously, we are all sinners. Women are to be held in high esteem, regardless of raging hormones.
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Proof that girls are evil
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I agree!! If we are so EVIL, leave us ALONE!kuntrygurl_26 said:
Not that we want all of the boys to leave us alone... But that is another thing!
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We all know that girls take time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
You can't times time by money. That means some guy doesn't know mathematics.
We all know that time IS money:
Girls = Money x Money
You need time to make money, so if you have money you had time to make it. In that time, she'd have been making her own money. So what is the point?
or
Girls = Money^2 (money squared)
Boys=time on girl's comp to deduce a mathematical equasion that makes no sense =boy spending girl's net time =costing girl a fortune in internet bills.
Since we know that money is the root of all evil:
Girls = Evil^2
Girls = square root of Evil^2
Boys=money they owe girl for using her computer=boy is left broke. Boy needs lift to work from girl costing her gas money. Boy can't do math yet somehow has a job that he makes money from. Money=root of all evil=boy using too much money that isn't even his.
Therefore, we can conclude that
Girls = Evil
Therefore we can conclude that:
Boys don't know math and spend their girls' money and net time.
Girls = Time x Money
You can't times time by money. That means some guy doesn't know mathematics.
We all know that time IS money:
Girls = Money x Money
You need time to make money, so if you have money you had time to make it. In that time, she'd have been making her own money. So what is the point?
or
Girls = Money^2 (money squared)
Boys=time on girl's comp to deduce a mathematical equasion that makes no sense =boy spending girl's net time =costing girl a fortune in internet bills.
Since we know that money is the root of all evil:
Girls = Evil^2
Girls = square root of Evil^2
Boys=money they owe girl for using her computer=boy is left broke. Boy needs lift to work from girl costing her gas money. Boy can't do math yet somehow has a job that he makes money from. Money=root of all evil=boy using too much money that isn't even his.
Therefore, we can conclude that
Girls = Evil
Therefore we can conclude that:
Boys don't know math and spend their girls' money and net time.
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Lady_Firehawk said:Now excuse me while I summon the Powers of Girly Darkness to besmear you in hot pink lipstick and dress you up in little pink tutus...
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ChristianWarrior
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Wow. Someone takes the jokes forum a little too seriously.AngelicJedi said:We all know that girls take time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
You can't times time by money. That means some guy doesn't know mathematics.
We all know that time IS money:
Girls = Money x Money
You need time to make money, so if you have money you had time to make it. In that time, she'd have been making her own money. So what is the point?
or
Girls = Money^2 (money squared)
Boys=time on girl's comp to deduce a mathematical equasion that makes no sense =boy spending girl's net time =costing girl a fortune in internet bills.
Since we know that money is the root of all evil:
Girls = Evil^2
Girls = square root of Evil^2
Boys=money they owe girl for using her computer=boy is left broke. Boy needs lift to work from girl costing her gas money. Boy can't do math yet somehow has a job that he makes money from. Money=root of all evil=boy using too much money that isn't even his.
Therefore, we can conclude that
Girls = Evil
Therefore we can conclude that:
Boys don't know math and spend their girls' money and net time.
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Really?? Are girls that evil??
Listen to this creation story.....
God made Adam... and then this is how He made Eve....
He stepped back for a moment. Sctratched His head and said to Himself.. "I can do better than that" and He made Eve.
Now, guys, it is certain from this story that girls are better than guys. Even though I am a guy, I have to admitt that.
Listen to this creation story.....
God made Adam... and then this is how He made Eve....
He stepped back for a moment. Sctratched His head and said to Himself.. "I can do better than that" and He made Eve.
Now, guys, it is certain from this story that girls are better than guys. Even though I am a guy, I have to admitt that.
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call-me-dan
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now thats not the way i hear it
it was like this
Adam was gettin lonely so he asked God, "hey, what can you come up with, i really need a friend here, someone to talk to?"
God agreed and said "well adam its gonna cost you though; its gonne have to be an arm and a leg."
Adam scratched his head and thought before ansering,
"what can i get for rib?"
it was like this
Adam was gettin lonely so he asked God, "hey, what can you come up with, i really need a friend here, someone to talk to?"
God agreed and said "well adam its gonna cost you though; its gonne have to be an arm and a leg."
Adam scratched his head and thought before ansering,
"what can i get for rib?"
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superbear02
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hehe, I admit to being evil *muahaha* but only if you're a stupid boy who DARES to believe he has a RIGHT to my heart
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