Proof that girls are evil

[tqpix]

We all know that girls take time and money:

Girls = Time x Money

We all know that time IS money:

Girls = Money x Money

or

Girls = Money^2 (money squared)

Since we know that money is the root of all evil:

Girls = Evil^2
Girls = square root of Evil^2

Therefore, we can conclude that

Girls = Evil

 

[ChristianWarrior]

What? You don't need to convince me! Although there are some nice ones. I an think of possibly 2-4 that aren't evil!

 

[ChristianTeen]

LOL

 

[Bulldog]

I am already convinced....

 

[sarahbug]

ha ha?

 

[angelalr_13]

were not evil!!!!! sarah tell them were not evil!

 

[Sharky]

careful. That joke is hardly generic.

 

[CharlotteChurchFan]

Girls are not evil well let me think a min. you your both right depends on which girl you talk to

 

[Ruth_T]

We are not Evil

 

[Messenger30]

Whatever

My son has a shirt that says "Invade Canada"....it's ment as a joke but quite funnier than Girls are Evil

Love and God Bless you,
Messenger

 

[wildthing]

It's only the high maintenance ones that are EVIL

 

[jhollas]

I know a few girls that certainly aren't evil.
However, their presence of good is sometimes outweighed by the sheer evilness of others!

 

[janna_long_fan]

Hehe. That's funny!

 

[Mate]

Too funny!

 

[Merl]

men are worse

 

[Tenorvoice]

Since we know that money is the root of all evil:

I love it when this is mis-quoted (haha)

.....1TI 6:10 For the love of money is a root of all sorts of evil, and some by longing for it have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.

 

[Lady_Firehawk]

Huh??? I'm not evil!!!

Now excuse me while I summon the Powers of Girly Darkness to besmear you in hot pink lipstick and dress you up in little pink tutus...

 

[kuntrygurl_26]

If we are so evil why do you guys love us so much? lol

 

[rainyday]

Satan is evil, let him keep whispering to you like that and you keep buying into it, the choice is yours.

PS: Maybe 'girls' or 'boys' seem evil when their in their puberty stage ... how about waiting till they grow into women and men ... then reassess.

 

[heavenliejediofthebeach]

LOL not that 1