Professional Napper wanted

[Mountainmanbob]

https://whdh.com/news/professional-napper-wanted-mattress-firm-hiring-snoozetern/


How long did you work at your career?

I did 40 years at the mattress store.

Wow that's really good what did you do there?

I had the best job there I was a professional napper.

M-Bob

 

[Dave-W]

I worked 20 years as a tool and die design engineer and another 20 (and counting) as a nautical cartographer.
Napping strictly prohibited.

 

[Southernscotty]

I believe I would excel in that career

 

[Southernscotty]

I worked 20 years as a tool and die design engineer and another 20 (and counting) as a nautical cartographer.

I can't take it... Lol What is a Nautical cartographer and what does one do?

 

[Mountainmanbob]

I believe I would excel in that career

I knew that ad would wake some up.

I'm seriously considering coming out of retirement.

M-Bob

 

[Dave-W]

I can't take it... Lol What is a Nautical cartographer and what does one do?

We map the nation's waterways.

If you want to see it, go to nauticalcharts.gov.

I work in the Gulf coast and my wife works in the mid Atlantic.

 

[Southernscotty]

We map the nation's waterways.

If you want to see it, go to nauticalcharts.gov.

I work in the Gulf coast and my wife works in the mid Atlantic.

Oh cool, I bet that is an interesting career.

 

[Hank77]

I knew that ad would wake some up.

I'm seriously considering coming out of retirement.

M-Bob

Before reading the OP....Professional napper? Kidnapper? Nanny who changes the kid's nappies? I was going for the nanny.
Who knew people were paid to nap?

 

[Dave-W]

Indeed. I like it.

 

[Mountainmanbob]

Bad news!

I ran down to apply for the job and the line is already 72 miles long.

Good thing Trump's wall has not been built because, they are estimating the line will proceed into Mexico.

M-Bob