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[OldWiseGuy]

So, one dollar, some have their own hen and grow their own salads and tomatoes and have own fruittrees and own berriesmoothie. Some days when we had hen I made salad with lettuce and apples, pears and an omelette with tomatoes, nettles and drank blueberries and red raspberries mixed with water. The blueberries and red raspberries I picked in the forest was free. Nettles were free, grows in the garden and in the forest, apples and pears grows in the garden,Then the cost is the seed for salad, freezing the berries and feeding the hen but in our case someone else paid the hen food and we tended the hen and so we paid taxes for the house and gave them shelter. My breakfast was barely even 30 cent. and kept me going until 15:00 in afternoon

I 'picked' mine as well. I picked them up at the store.

 

[Roseonathorn]

I 'picked' mine as well. I picked them up at the store.

If I get real hungry I could eat my hat, I picked the roses in our garden and made the artwork, but they are dry now.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

If I get real hungry I could eat my hat, I picked the roses in our garden and made the artwork, but they are dry now.
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Beautiful. Although I would prefer eating Carmen Miranda's hat.

 

[Roseonathorn]

Beautiful. Although I would prefer eating Carmen Miranda's hat.

That purple and red fabric hmm reminds me of my grandpas white "hole or holy" shirts as we called them, rip in two, dye it red and purple, add shine and glitterspray and bling and sow together, add headpiece, add styrofoam glittergrapes sow on, glue on bananda apples and feathers, add makeup and lashes on washed lady add earrings, edit away some lines and bags under eyes, give the face more warm glow, finito. But I would not eat it.

 

[OldWiseGuy]

That purple and red fabric hmm reminds me of my grandpas white "hole or holy" shirts as we called them, rip in two, dye it red and purple, add shine and glitterspray and bling and sow together, add headpiece, add styrofoam glittergrapes sow on, glue on bananda apples and feathers, add makeup and lashes on washed lady add earrings, edit away some lines and bags under eyes, give the face more warm glow, finito. But I would not eat it.

Put ketchup on it and choke it down.

 

[Tanj]

Why does the glass of milk have a brownish tinge?

 

[Cearbhall]

That costs a lot more that $1 where I live.

That sucks. I'm sorry.

I'm lucky, it seems. Food is ridiculously cheap where I live, compared to what I've seen about other parts of the U.S.