Oh please.... It was evident you had made up your mind about the LDS Church from day one on here. I've been here on these forums for 15 years and you are not fooling anybody. Plus I believe RT already said his beliefs were not orthodox.
LOL... But then we were to keep out every modern Christian here whose beliefs and doctrines differed, then there wouldn't be any modern Christian left to tell us Mormons what to believe...
The problem is that everything you found so far which you say makes you ill about our church, has turned out to be things the Mormons either don't believe, or is a majority Christian belief as well.
You want to hate the Church you just can't find a good reason...
As I said before... You are simply another Critic in search of a criticism. And just like every Critic here, whenever you can't find that criticism, you'll end your post with a "Joseph was a bad man!" rant.
You say you don't want to spend 10 years on here on the subject of the Mormons, if that is so, then you'd better leave now before you're addicted to the criticizing of others and end up only becoming bitter at every one and everything... Seen it happen a hundred times before already.
I myself am addicted for a different reason... I'm here for the entertainment value.
From the time that I was a very little girl, one of the best parts of Christmas was the music. Every year, my Mom would play "Handel's Messiah" on her stereo. The album cover featured a great looking choir, and proclaimed it as "The Mormon Tabernacle Choir".
For most of my life, that is all I knew about Mormons.
My family was Episcopalian/Methodist, so I had never had any exposure to LDS at all, except for that wonderful music that I loved so much.
Fast forward several decades. I am now a grandmother, and my kids are meeting some people with different ideas.
Now, that's not really a problem. In fact, I learned a lot from some of those people. After awhile, I realized that I did not fit into any denomination I'd ever heard of. Eventually, I joined a Baptist congregation, basically because of the love I felt from the people in that particular church. I do realize that not all Baptist congregations display that kind of love...however this one does.
Then, one day, I met a couple of Mormons. Of course, I said, I would be willing to talk with you. We agreed on a day and time. I baked cookies and made coffee...I didn't know they couldn't drink coffee. Fortunately I had some milk in the fridge. And we sat down. The first session was actually kind of pleasant. And the boys seemed very nice. A couple of weeks went by this way. I met a few more Mormons, including a beautiful young girl who was upset about her pending marriage. I couldn't understand why she was marrying someone she didn't want to marry...
I read the BoM, and didn't get any burning in my bosom, even though I did pray about it. It sounded hokey to me even then.
And then I got to talking to a guy friend from church about my Mormon missionaries. He told me that LDS believe that God was once a man who was born on another world.
I did not believe it. I thought it was a sick rumor. After all, all of my life I'd listened to the beautiful music..."The Messiah"...every Christmas.
So I asked my missionaries. They hemmed and hawed around, avoiding the question. Then they told me that my Bible was corrupt. And I disagreed with them. The conversation grew heated. Another week came and went, and I got to talking a bit more with the depressed bride to be and some of her friends.
The crisis came when the potential bride decided that she would leave church and family rather than marry the stiff she was engaged to. Of course, I was blamed...not altogether unfairly, of course...and most of the Mormons I'd met were outraged...well, except for a couple of the "no longer a bride" young lady now sleeping on my couch.
Hey, I figured the girl had the right to marry whoever she wanted. This is America, after all....
A couple more years go by...and I join CF...and you know the rest.
I honestly expected you guys to tell me that the nonsense about God having been a man from another planet was nothing more than a vicious rumor.
No Christian believes such utter hogwash as that....
Imagine my shock when I found out that the vicious rumor was actually true. And worse! LDS actually think this man-god from another planet will one day make some of them man-gods too.
I still say, however, that no Christian believes such a thing. It is blasphemy.
Anyway, that's my story...