Posting Game

[mrgoomb]

To help me get to know people better I wanted to start a posting game.
Where I start off on an adventure and people add to it so it becomes one large story.

Ok to start it off.

The starting setting is a swamp full of man-eating plants.
I am trying to get a message to the King of a distant land, but many dangers await me.

 

[mrgoomb]

It was a normal day when someboy in a boat came up to me and gave me a letter, they told me to deliver it to the king of Pimpleton. When I asked why they couldn't they said they had no money for gas and their horse was sick. I then began on my journey, not knowing how long it would take.

 

[deornie]

And after all that sounded like a beginning of a new adventure, so with a cheerful heart I set off on my way not knowing where it would lead me....

I spent 4 hors in a swamp trying to find the way, my horse was exhausted and my sword was not sharp any more after cutting all those men-eating plants... the second you cut one three more grow start growing....

 

[mrgoomb]

I then found a clearing, near the end of the swamp, where my horse and I could safely rest for the night. I also tried sharpening my sword on a stone. I wish I hadn't done that cause now I have no sword.

 

[OceanAngel]

and now my cellphones kinda sharp at one end.

While looking at the now quite sharp cellphone, It starts to ringing and I notice its Bob from the Life and Times of Bob thread calling, so I answer the call and Bob informs me that.....

 

[mrgoomb]

..."The apple has hit the ground," which means...

 

[Beauty4Ashes]

that another apple will grow in it's place.

I decide to ditch my horse (if i had one, can't remember and try swimming through the water in the swamp, ducking my head below the murk, so the man eating plants can't attack me...."good thing I put that trail mix in a ziplock bag", I think to myself

 

[deornie]

by this time i forgot where and why i was going so i stop and rest awhile trying to figure that out...
Suddenly in the sky I see a shadow.... oh this is.....(dragon??angel?? plane???)

 

[OceanAngel]

It's Superman, who flies straight past. I try to call him on my CellPhone but All I get is the JLA Answer Phone, Then I think I'm gonna...

 

[deornie]

still try to recall why am i here and what to do next

 

[OceanAngel]

The more I think, The more my head hurts, I seem to remember a man in bar with an angry scar, sayin' to me 'Well take the king's shilling boy......... welcome aboard!' But its been so long ago, I've wandered so far and wide..

 

[missionarypoet]

that I can't remember what is real and what is dream. Reality begins to fade away, and I travel on in an enchanted haze. One foot falls in front of the other endlessly until suddenly I realize that...

 

[Jesusfrk4life77]

i have just stepped off a huge cliff! I keep falling! There seems to be no end to this hole that has swallowed me. It is complete dark in here and suddenly i hit bottom..luckily there was a trampoline to catch my fall. I step off and light a match. I gasp as a humungous(sp)....

 

[missionarypoet]

sabertooth tiger lunges as me. To my suprise, it doesn't eat me, but rubs across my legs like a huge kitten. It begins to purr, and I....

 

[mrgoomb]

...figure that I must be in "Fairy Tale Land," so I pet the cat then walk on and find a dinosaur and say...

 

[X54079X]

The dinosaur roars a horrific roar at mrgoomb... mr goomb jumps away frightened for his life

but then out of the shadows X54079X appears... "I am the dragon tamer" says he

Dont hurt me says mrgoomb

"There is no need you are almost frightened to death"

** X54079X lets out a bone cringing laugh of hatred **

 

[missionarypoet]

"Where am I?" The dinosaur looks down at me with a suprised and happy expression.
"I'm impressed...you seem to have accepted that nothing is as you formerly knew. That takes most of our visitors days to figure out. Also, you don't seem to be afraid of me."
"Well, after the tiger I just thought....................

 

[shout2thelord]

Dinosaurs must be nice cos u wouldnt beleive how friendly that tiger was infact i think....

 

[prssyprncss]

That the dinosaur and the tiger actually liked having me around. I didn't understand it, because I had heard....

 

[shout2thelord]

that this was a really bad neighbourhood in fairytown well i though it must just be gossip until...