Post your utter strangeness!!!!

[MehTeh]

south and midwest of where? lol
There's Brits here... Ruskies.. Canadians.. at least one nederlander, a german or two, Americans..

Don't forget us Aussies!

I translate for the sake of those United Statiens.

I also do a really over-the-top Welsh accent and a pretty darn good Scots, Australian, NZ and South African accent if I do say so myself!

I've GOT to hear these.

I scream a lot! Don't scare me, poke me, chase me around with a pointy object, or I will scream so loud you'll be the one running for dear life at my bloodcurdling screams.

You sound like fun. I'd be so tempted to scare you for the sake of it. I'm really quiet and sneaky.
As long as it's screaming and not squealing. Not a fan of squealing because it's not genuine, it's just attention seeking.

 

[Gym]

Don't forget us Aussies!

I translate for the sake of those United Statiens.

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dear me.. I DID leave ya out... also we have at least one NZlander among us

 

[PinkSweetart]

You sound like fun. I'd be so tempted to scare you for the sake of it. I'm really quiet and sneaky.
As long as it's screaming and not squealing. Not a fan of squealing because it's not genuine, it's just attention seeking.

Fun? Ha, far from it. But yeah, you'd get tired of the screaming. Trust me... everyone does. One minute people think, "Wow, that girls got pipes!" then the next minute they completely cant stand me.
Haha, how would you know if a scream is just an attention-seeking squeal or not? What if the squeal was genuine? Hmm, something to think about. *scratches imaginary beard*

Speaking of beards... I like them. I mean, they fascinate me. I think it's amazing that a man can grow hair on his face. How he can style it any way he wants. The ability to just be clean-shaven one day, and scruffy the next is so intresting. I'm jealous, really!

 

[MehTeh]

Fun? Ha, far from it. But yeah, you'd get tired of the screaming. Trust me... everyone does. One minute people think, "Wow, that girls got pipes!" then the next minute they completely cant stand me.
Haha, how would you know if a scream is just an attention-seeking squeal or not? What if the squeal was genuine? Hmm, something to think about. *scratches imaginary beard*

Speaking of beards... I like them. I mean, they fascinate me. I think it's amazing that a man can grow hair on his face. How he can style it any way he wants. The ability to just be clean-shaven one day, and scruffy the next is so intresting. I'm jealous, really!

Screams are full throated, squeals have a higher pitch.

Re: beards. Really? Every November my facebook wall sprouts wives and girlfriends talking about the 'sacrifice' they are committing while their significant other grows facial hair. I do know some though who like the growth their man has, just a minority. Hmm, thread idea there.

But yeah, I can't grow a full beard just a goatee and moustache.

 

[Steffenfield]

I can't really grow a thing on my face.

It all comes out in wolf patches.

I think my daddy was "The Fly".

 

[PinkSweetart]

Screams are full throated, squeals have a higher pitch.

Re: beards. Really? Every November my facebook wall sprouts wives and girlfriends talking about the 'sacrifice' they are committing while their significant other grows facial hair. I do know some though who like the growth their man has, just a minority. Hmm, thread idea there.

But yeah, I can't grow a full beard just a goatee and moustache.

Ah, I seee! I would say I'm a mixture of those, and one or the other. It depends on my throat. Although I'm always worried for my singing voice when people make me scream, man does it feel good to really scream. And even better laugh afterwards.

Hahaha, well I can be understanding of those women. I've never kissed anyone with a beard (or without for that matter ) but I imagine it must feel... scratchy. I still think they're cool.

I can't really grow a thing on my face.

It all comes out in wolf patches.

I think my daddy was "The Fly".

Aw, wolf patches sound pretty cool though. You could be like Wolvorine or something.

 

[Obzocky]

I tend to play with my man friends beard.
I like beards, they are amazing. Plus if dense enough/of the right texture they act as awesome pencil holders.

 

[MehTeh]

Plus if dense enough/of the right texture they act as awesome pencil holders.

Yeah, used the goatee for that. If it curls and I've grown it enough it can hold heavier stuff too.

But I usually just hide a pen above my ear.

Beards also feel softer the thicker they are.

 

[PinkSweetart]

Seeee! Beards are so awesome you can put things in them.

Another strange fact about me:
I'm a perfectionist that can't get anything to come even a smidgen close to perfect.
Or in other words, I can't get anything right... no matter how hard I try, no matter how much it bothers me.

 

[Andrew12]

^ sounds like my last GF. *not going down that road again.*

I don't smoke, although I do own and use a "thinking Pipe" that looks like an old fashioned English Tobacco Pipe.

 

[acropolis]

I compulsively touch and inspect my fingernails when nervous.

 

[Steffenfield]

Tonight, due very much to my own, personal stupidity, I set my laundry mat plaza on fire.

Apparently you're not supposed to overload those machines.

So yeah, I put all my clothes in and left to go have some dinner.

When I came back, it was like, oh no, then depression sets it......

Thankfully the only person there, the attendant, didn't get hurt.

There goes my good mood for the day.

At least no charges are being brought against me.

 

[Edwards1984]

One time I was watching someone edit for the Savannah St. Patrick's Day parade. One of the parade heads was a man named Buttimer. As soon as I saw that, I said, "I can't believe it's not Buttimer!"

And everyone in the room hated me.

 

[brinny]

i LOVE the Geneva Translation Bible (it was before the King James Version)

 

[brinny]

i prefer TSO or Jazz Christmas carols,.....

 

[Edwards1984]

i LOVE the Geneva Translation Bible (it was before the King James Version)

Someone else! Yay!

The notes make it. That and it's more readable than the KJV (not that I have anything necessarily against the KJV).

 

[brinny]

YouTube - Frisco Christmas Lights - Wizards in Winter

 

[brinny]

Someone else! Yay!

The notes make it. That and it's more readable than the KJV (not that I have anything necessarily against the KJV).

hahaha! yayyyy!!! I soooo love it!

 

[Edwards1984]

hahaha! yayyyy!!! I soooo love it!

Although I'm thankful they have it written in modern spelling now. I've tried reading the "ye olde english" spelling, back before they had standardized spelling, and the vast majority of it completely eludes me.