I'll bite.
"Blue-Baron":
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KT-436WM (13-bay, 6x3.5 internal, 3x3.5 external, 4x5.25, 3 windows)
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P4I875P Dragon 2 Platinum
P4 3.2 Ghz, 800FSB, 1MB Cache "Prescott" core - Arctic Silver 5 and a Thermaltake Heatsink/Fan on it
1GB (2x512) Corsair XMS PC3200 DDR (dual channel)
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MAXTOR 6Y120P0 (120GB)
2 x Western Digital [/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
WD1200JB (120GB)
Drives are in RAID10 config = 240GB usable space
LiteOn 48x24x48 DVD/CDRW combo drive
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DVD+/-RW LG|GSA-4160BI Multiformat drive
MSI Ti4200 128MB 128-bit AGP 8x (admittedly the weak link in my machine)
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TV LEADTEK/DELUXE TV2000XP TV/FM TV card with VCR and PSX hooked to it[/font]
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ThermalTake Silent Purepower 480W
Sylvania Pro 17" LCD (monitor 1)
ViewSonic 17" A75f CRT (monitor 2/TV)
Thermaltake Blue Cathode [/font][font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
COLDCT D0012[/font]
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Running Windows 2003 Server SP1
"Frankenstein": (built from spare parts, total cost < $200)
Antec case and 350W PSU
Soyo P4VGA
P4 2.4Ghz, 800FSB "Northwood" core - stock heatsink/thermal pad/fan
512MB PNY PC3200 DDR
80GB WDC
8x Compaq DVD drive
Dual-boot WinXP SP2 and FC3
Also have some random other systems that aren't worth posting about.
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