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“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.”
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
 
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I'll reference this video every now and then, though no one seems to know what I'm referencing lol ... it's still one of my favorite disturbing/creepy things :) There was this SNL episode when I was a kid that had Tom Hanks hosting, and in this skit he is the president of a "Mr. Belvedere Fan Club". The members are each a few cards short of a full deck. Anyways, they are discussing what is an appropriate response to actually meeting Mr. Belvedere ... and Phil Hartman's character stands up and gives his response of what he should want to do with Mr. Belvedere, and what he should NOT want to do. I laughed so hard for so long as a kid when I saw this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h16WBTtgR0
 
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