Post Something Goofy!!!!

[If Not For Grace]

I just lost my thought, I'll be bk when I find it

 

[brinny]

any body seen 'em?

 

[freezerman2000]

YouTube - 'Mr. Slater's Parrot' by The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

 

[dbakerman76]

Here's my personal favorite from them:

YouTube - DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET - Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - Hunting Tigers Out In India

 

[freezerman2000]

Thats a good one too...Canyons Of Your Mind is great too, but it is to racy to post here...(I don't want to offend anyone)

 

[dbakerman76]

Thats a good one too...Canyons Of Your Mind is great too, but it is to racy to post here...(I don't want to offend anyone)

I had the same thought...only I was thinking about "Rhinocratic Oaths"

 

[freezerman2000]

You would probably be branded a Heretic if you posted that one!

 

[superdog]

Crayons can melt on my face for all i care

 

[If Not For Grace]

Wrap yourself in saran wrap before you try it.

 

[Just4Jesus]

 

[superdog]

I just ate a orange pickle

 

[brinny]

...what, no pickled jellyfish?

 

[If Not For Grace]

Keith Richards Says:

”Playing live with the Stones is like living in your own separate country. It’s like having an empire but no land.”
“What is life but playing with time?”
“Music is a necessity. After food, air, water and warmth, music is the next necessity of life.”

 

[Daughter of His]

^^ Is that Keith Richards???

 

[lucypevensie]

Bible trivia:

Q: Who is the first orphan recorded in the Bible?
A: Joshua son of Nun

Q: Who is the shortest man recorded in the Bible?
A: Bildad the shuhite

 

[freezerman2000]

The barefoot boy with shoes on came walking down the street,
His hands were full of pockets and his shoes were full of feet,
He was his mother's only child,
His mother's pride and joy,
His only sister was a girl, His brother was a boy.

He was married to a woman, who soon became his wife,
She weighed 360, she was skinny all her life,
They had a hundred children, I knew them all quite well,
The girls all went to heaven, and the boys all went out west.

 

[freezerman2000]

My father had a Guernsey bull that broke my temperance pledge,
I took two horns against my will-he chunked me over the hedge,
He chased me and chased me all the way to Washington,
That's how I got my pension for the Battle of Bull Run..Ha Ha!

 

[If Not For Grace]

What Company Is This?
It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
* 3 have been arrested for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are current defendants in lawsuits
* In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up?
It's the 535 members of your United States Congress... the same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line and talks incessantly about 'Family Values'.

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You can't make this stuff UP

 

[freezerman2000]

That's not goofy, that's sad.

 

[WannaWitness]

Imagine a world with: a green sky, pink grass, and a red ocean... humans who can lay eggs and pigs that could fly... and being able to eat endless quantities of anything we wanted and still not gaining weight!