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Sorry I'm feeling pretty stupid tonight. 
I posted this one on the Baptist forum awhile back.
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asks his name and starts thumbing through his book: "I do not see your name listed and I can't let you in unless it is on the list. Have you ever done any good deeds in your life? "
Man: "Well, not really"
St.Peter: "Oh, please think really HARD. This is very important. Have you ever helped a little old lady to cross the street or fed a stry dog? Anything? It does not matter how small. I do not want to send you uuuhh......down there."
Man: "Wait a minute, I just thought of something. Onetime I stood up to a bunch of mean-looking thugs who were bothering a sweet young lady. I marched right up and defended this lady, eventhough I am a 90 pound weakling and there were five, big , dirty,leather and spike clad meanies."
St. Peter: "Wow, that should be on this list. That will get you in, I am sure. I wonder why that is not on the list? When did this happen?."
Man: "About two minutes ago."
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter asks his name and starts thumbing through his book: "I do not see your name listed and I can't let you in unless it is on the list. Have you ever done any good deeds in your life? "
Man: "Well, not really"
St.Peter: "Oh, please think really HARD. This is very important. Have you ever helped a little old lady to cross the street or fed a stry dog? Anything? It does not matter how small. I do not want to send you uuuhh......down there."
Man: "Wait a minute, I just thought of something. Onetime I stood up to a bunch of mean-looking thugs who were bothering a sweet young lady. I marched right up and defended this lady, eventhough I am a 90 pound weakling and there were five, big , dirty,leather and spike clad meanies."
St. Peter: "Wow, that should be on this list. That will get you in, I am sure. I wonder why that is not on the list? When did this happen?."
Man: "About two minutes ago."
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