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Portal 2

The-Doctor

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Portal 2 Like!

"My supervisor said that I would die if I came off my rail so catch me, Catch me...ahhh....hah I'm not dead!"

"Okay so you have fallen down there and hopefully survived...if you haven't well...I'll come down there and bury you or something!"

Announcer "All deadly combat droids have been given a copy of the laws of robotics...to share between them, if you feel that the deadly combat droids have not respected your rights in any way then a Aperture science representative will be glad to take your complaint."

Ah the madness of Portal is back fantastic!!!
 
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Defective turret: click click click...hey anyone got any bullets....click click click....oh yeah man would have been good if I'd had some bullets!

Announcer : Please exit the redemption lines, they are not fairground rides.

Cave Johnson: Avoid getting the repulsion gel on yourself as my scientists advise me that you should avoid getting the repulsion gel on yourself.

Wheatley: Deadly neurotoxin levels increasing by 50% ....oh no sorry, sorry neurotoxin levels decreased by 50% read that wrong.
 
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I really liked a lot of things about portal 2, but I didn't like the ending.

Another thing I didn't like was how after you beat the single player and multiplayer, theres literally nothing else to do.

The dialogue was amazing.
"Hey, how are you holding up? because I'm a potato!"
"Since were not going anywhere, actually, we are going somewhere, at an alarming rate... but other than that since your not busy... and you put him in control of the entire facuility" *clap* *clap* "good, thats still working"
"Before you, my life was good, all I did was test, no one murderd me, no one turned me into a potato..."
 
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"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more likely to be startled by loud *HONK*

"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks "stupid". Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably— Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France"

"I have to clear up fifty acres of broken glass in the room made entirely of broken glass. BY MYSELF."

"This next chamber was developed by one of our Nobel prize winners. It doesn't say what the prize was for - but it wasn't for immunity to neurotoxin, that's for sure"
 
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