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Smoke Jaguar said:
School days of childhood
Full of fond laughter and tears
Wait till middle school
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My third grade teacher went to prison for being a little too close to his students.
 
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James of Arc said:
Even though she was kicked out of the sport she still actually became more famous. To bad she commit a crime or she could be famous today.
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More infamous and dirty poor, but ok.. lol.
 
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James of Arc said:
Gross, Tonya Harding's boyfriend needs to break his legs.
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Yeah. Only good thing about him is that we'd literally watch a whole movie (sometimes two) each day.

Sound bad on retrospect but all the other classes were jealous of ours.

Although he was pretty sarcastic and mean to his students. One of my friends who was also in his class talked about how he once looked at the sun through a telescope and the teacher just chewed him out on how stupid he was, lol.
 
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beauty of the lilies
and the daisies
wedding-light

kissing mist
upon the waters
of the harbor

filtered sunshine
sharing caring
warmly daring

glances of the
dancing waves
washing in the foam

t - i - c - k - l - i - n - g
bubbles
in my troubles

"in the presence
of my enemies"
I have this table
before me
 
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Smoke Jaguar said:
How about some Haiku?

Five syllables here
Seven more syllables there
Are you happy now?
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lol, I like it. I mocked the style in a parody also:


Haiku's: so anyone can be a "poet"

sheesh! just write a real
darn poem you lazy worms;
words fall from angry mouth
 
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The horse gave me a wink
I think I am going to buy it a sink
But then the whole town will make a stink
There was a time I bought a car for a fly
But that only left me emotionally dry
So much so, that I could not even cry
 
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Hey, Thunderf00t
They call ya Blunderf00t
Freethoughtblogs hates ya
But who gives a crap about hate-ahs
Your IQ is probably above 140
While many SJWs are struggling to get past 120
They call you a misogynist
And akin to a creepy gynecologist
But you know your science
And it helps keep yea financed
They can't beat ya facts
So they resort to absolutely no tact
But you're rational
And they find that abominable
But the rest of us finds it phenomenal
 
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The Drunken Peasants
Number one enemy of feminists and Ryan Wiley
They're crazier than Wiley Coyote
Brett Keane Situation Individual
The show will someday have a bicentennial
So incredible
Individual Situation
Situation individual
 
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I can post some feminist slam poetry if you like?

Such classics such as..

I'm fat but my man better be over 6 feet tall..
It doesn't matter if the man was drunk too..
Women are victims with style..
6th grade + boys are thugs..
Female prisons are misogynistic let me scream to you why..
 
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To be or not to be
That is not the question
Your teacher lied to you
She lied to you dude
The dame only makes around 30k a year
She drowns out her sorrows with a beer
Some teachers have good intentions
But lose it when its clear that they don't have your attention
The class of 1984 will happen again
And when that happens, you'll need a syringe
 
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