I wake up in the morning, put my feet on the floor,
Get up and go to the bathroom, the toilet overflows, but I'm to tired to fix it so I yawn and then close the door,
I think everything might be fine when BANG, I run into the door that I closed,
I had no idea that would happen, I mean I might have supposed, but you know...
So now I've got this huge aching lump on my head,
And I want so badly to go back to sleep in my soft, nice warm bed,
But of course I can't because that wouldn't be right,
So I open the window and look out, hoping that at least the day is sunny and bright,
but of course it's pouring rain and storming like there would be no tomorrow,
And even still to my greater and faaaar grander sorrow,
I spot my cat meowing at the front door down below,
Drenched with mud and grime, not a clean inch to show.
Why in tarnation did I forget to let that darnned cat in!?
Now I have to give it a bath, and I know I'll get scratched and clawed, oh I dread the moment I have to begin...
Maybe breakfast will be better? I go downstairs for some pancakes,
But I burn the pancakes and the fire department comes because the nose neighbor lady saw smoke.
Now I'm late for my doctors appointment, but nevermind,
He's probably late too because of the weather, wich is in itself terribly unkind,
And I am almost actually reconciled when I stub my toe, trip and fall over my muddy cat, and hit my head on the corner of the table. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A ROUND DINNER TABLE!
In my frustration I hobble over to the calender on the wall. The calender hook breaks and falls, so my calender pages scatter all across the floor, and I catch a glimpse of the last page, wich says that today is Monday.
I grit my teeth and wish only that it were still Sunday...
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