Please explain peculiar prayer?

[Tofferer]

Party at my place.

Timone is the appetizer and Pumba is the main course!

 

[mrshoperose]

Party at my place.

Timone is the appetizer and Pumba is the main course!

No! I don't wanna die!

 

[Tofferer]

No! I don't wanna die!

Pig is good for you!

 

[DaRev]

It's the other white meat.

 

[mrshoperose]

Pig is good for you!

I was talking about myself!

 

[mrshoperose]

It's the other white meat.

So, I'm the other white meat, huh?

 

[Tofferer]

So, I'm the other white meat, huh?

You are NOT a pig. I will go and hunt a wild boar if I have to in order to prove that, even if it costs me my life.

 

[mrshoperose]

You are NOT a pig. I will go and hunt a wild boar if I have to in order to prove that, even if it costs me my life.

Hah!

And no you will not!

Jeremiah needs a father.

 

[BakaFidelis]

Oh, dear. Did the altar resemble Pride Rock? Were Pumba and Timon the crucifer and acolyte?

Sure sounds like a Disney concoction to me.

you know, that's exactly what I thought of too. I guess it was the whole "circle of life" thing.

It really is sad how they took God out as the role of Creator and substituted Him into just another cog in this great "circle." A patron of the godly "arts" I suppose.

"In the beginning was the circle," *stares blanky* What circle? Do they think that this is not the first creation? That one day we will come around to the Last Day and BLAM we start all over again with God hanging the nightly lights for The Greatest Show Ever?

Wow... I may be blathering, but it just gives me goosebumps reading it so I just had to comment. Satan is alive and well and his name is Universalism in this "Emerging Church" methodology.

 

[chuck50954]

First of all, I'm really glad that Jesus took care of that no-pork-eating problem for us. I never heard back from the pastor, even though he sent me two letters (a letter and an email). My reply should not have shocked a man of the cloth. Since the letter's about healing mainly, does anyone mind if I post it here, or should I find another topic to post it under?

 

[Tofferer]

Since it directly involves the church at which you heard the prayer, I don't see a reason not to post it here.

 

[mrshoperose]

Seeing as it IS your thread to begin with, I don't see the harm in you posting it.