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A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she
wants a pair of pink curtains.
He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows
her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics.
Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman asks
her, "What sizes do you need?"
She replies, "Just 15 inches."
He exclaims, "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?"
She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not have curtains."
To which, the blond replies, "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got windows!"
wants a pair of pink curtains.
He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows
her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics.
Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman asks
her, "What sizes do you need?"
She replies, "Just 15 inches."
He exclaims, "15 INCHES?! What room are they for?"
She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not have curtains."
To which, the blond replies, "HELLOOooooooo.... I've got windows!"
