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I will put the hurt on you, mister![]()
I think my favorite pick up line was when a drunk bum sitting outside a drugstore asked me to marry him.
To think I could have been Mrs. Skid Row... *dreamy look in my eyes*

Sheesh.
You try to show somebody a little understanding, you try to show you care.
And what do you get in return?
Threats of violence.
(Heads out into the garage...)

See, I've never said anything like that to a gal.Yeah, those are not things I would want to hear from any guy. I would have a real hard time even trying to take them serious after saying something like that.
I don't believe in treating others the way I've "heard" they should be treated.See, I've never said anything like that to a gal.
I was raised in the "women want to be respected" culture so I never used lines like that. I'm more likely to say something crass to a guy friend than a gal.
Do women really like men to talk to them like they're sex objects??
In the past week while moving a few things into a new house, I've had two neighbors introduce themselves to my chest and offer to mow my lawn. Jury's still out on that one.![]()
And all women would be happy if men had perpetually erect penises.It's true. You can't blame me for saying what everyone else was thinking!
Coach