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In the middle of a conversation, stop..
you: "Let me see something"
*you look at her shirt tag*
her: "what?"
you: "Just like I thought... made in heaven"
it'll get a good laugh from how silly it is
you: "Let me see something"
*you look at her shirt tag*
her: "what?"
you: "Just like I thought... made in heaven"
it'll get a good laugh from how silly it is
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graceymay
Laughter is timeless
Here's a few i've heard guys say before:
"Where have you been all my life"???
And the ever popular:
"What's your sign"???
Gotta love this one:
"Quick somebody call God! He's lost an angel"!!
My personal fave:
"Hi. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment"???
Some guy actually said that last one to me!! Jerk!
"Where have you been all my life"???
And the ever popular:
"What's your sign"???
Gotta love this one:
"Quick somebody call God! He's lost an angel"!!
My personal fave:
"Hi. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment"???
Some guy actually said that last one to me!! Jerk!
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justaGUYnamedROB
If anything could ever be this good again...
At my last birthday, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings....
Ordered some chicken strips with hot sauce....
Every little cup of sauce they bring you has a little sticker on the lid signifying what flavor it is....
After I finished the meal, I picked one of the "hot" stickers off the lid of the cup, waited for my favorite waitress to come by so I could motion her over, and as soon as she came to the table I stuck the "hot" sticker on her sleeve and said:
"Excuse me, miss, but I think you dropped your nametag."
She had a boyfriend....
Ordered some chicken strips with hot sauce....
Every little cup of sauce they bring you has a little sticker on the lid signifying what flavor it is....
After I finished the meal, I picked one of the "hot" stickers off the lid of the cup, waited for my favorite waitress to come by so I could motion her over, and as soon as she came to the table I stuck the "hot" sticker on her sleeve and said:
"Excuse me, miss, but I think you dropped your nametag."
She had a boyfriend....
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Spicy McHaggis
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try
"Hey I know how to use the search button"
my fav:
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Hey I know how to use the search button"
my fav:
"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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ido
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That was a good one! Too bad she had a boyfriend.At my last birthday, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings....
Ordered some chicken strips with hot sauce....
Every little cup of sauce they bring you has a little sticker on the lid signifying what flavor it is....
After I finished the meal, I picked one of the "hot" stickers off the lid of the cup, waited for my favorite waitress to come by so I could motion her over, and as soon as she came to the table I stuck the "hot" sticker on her sleeve and said:
"Excuse me, miss, but I think you dropped your nametag."
She had a boyfriend....
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At my last birthday, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings....
Ordered some chicken strips with hot sauce....
Every little cup of sauce they bring you has a little sticker on the lid signifying what flavor it is....
After I finished the meal, I picked one of the "hot" stickers off the lid of the cup, waited for my favorite waitress to come by so I could motion her over, and as soon as she came to the table I stuck the "hot" sticker on her sleeve and said:
"Excuse me, miss, but I think you dropped your nametag."
She had a boyfriend....
:o That is hysterical, I was all ready with my very similar waitress story. At the restaurant I worked at, our sugar packets just said "Sugar"
I used to get told I'd dropped my name tag all the time.
I'd switch it up:
Honey, I'm not that sweet
Think of that all on your own, didja?
and my personal favorite:
I go a lot better with a beer than an iced tea
Okay, okay, I never actually said that. lol
In the past week while moving a few things into a new house, I've had two neighbors introduce themselves to my chest and offer to mow my lawn. Jury's still out on that one.
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"Your body must be a Visa card because it's every where I want to be"
"Is your name Daisy? cause I have the strong desire to plant you right here"
"That shirt looks amazing on you. We should see how it looks on my floor."
"Do you windex your pants? Because I can see myself in them"
"Was your daddy a breadmaker, because that is one hot set of buns"
"They should call you hoover, cause DAM you're fine"
I think that is enough for now
Coach
"Is your name Daisy? cause I have the strong desire to plant you right here"
"That shirt looks amazing on you. We should see how it looks on my floor."
"Do you windex your pants? Because I can see myself in them"
"Was your daddy a breadmaker, because that is one hot set of buns"
"They should call you hoover, cause DAM you're fine"
I think that is enough for now
Coach
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ido
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Molly - stare at their butts while telling them you'd love to let them mow your lawn.:o That is hysterical, I was all ready with my very similar waitress story. At the restaurant I worked at, our sugar packets just said "Sugar"
I used to get told I'd dropped my name tag all the time.
I'd switch it up:
Honey, I'm not that sweet
Think of that all on your own, didja?
and my personal favorite:
I go a lot better with a beer than an iced tea
Okay, okay, I never actually said that. lol
In the past week while moving a few things into a new house, I've had two neighbors introduce themselves to my chest and offer to mow my lawn. Jury's still out on that one.
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justaGUYnamedROB
If anything could ever be this good again...
guacaMolly said:I've had two neighbors introduce themselves to my chest and offer to mow my lawn. Jury's still out on that one.
I know what you mean.
It really annoys me when people try to mow the lawn on my chest too.
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*snorts* Whatcha get for bein' cornyAt my last birthday, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings....
Ordered some chicken strips with hot sauce....
Every little cup of sauce they bring you has a little sticker on the lid signifying what flavor it is....
After I finished the meal, I picked one of the "hot" stickers off the lid of the cup, waited for my favorite waitress to come by so I could motion her over, and as soon as she came to the table I stuck the "hot" sticker on her sleeve and said:
"Excuse me, miss, but I think you dropped your nametag."
She had a boyfriend....
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haha, I'm going with the "Maybe if I act like they don't exist they'll just leave me alone" approach
Coach, that would be a heck of a lot more believable if I wasn't fairly sure that you don't have a mullet and you do have all of your teeth
I will put the hurt on you, mister
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