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oh by the way... I'm so sweet, if a vampire were to suck my blood, he'd develop diabetes..
I just made that one up lol
I just made that one up lol
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RosaVernal
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The only one I plan on using is from Dilbert:
"Criticism completes me."
And then I'll giggle like a freak and walk away.
"Criticism completes me."
And then I'll giggle like a freak and walk away.
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Most of the pickup lines I know wouldn't go over well here. Overall, pickup lines aren't really good for picking up girls unless they're fairly promiscuous. Which is why most that I know wouldn't go over well here, and that's also why I never use them.
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well that's why they're funny.. because they're usually overly corny and wouldn't work, unless the girl had a peanut for a brain...
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Well, there are two types of pickup lines: corny and coarse. The corny ones are lame, and will only get you a date with someone who has the combined IQ of an amoeba. The coarse lines have to be sufficiently over the line so that it requires significant courage to say it to a complete stranger. Being able to say something so rude to a complete stranger will net you serious points in the confidence department, so anyone who is not totally grossed out will probably consent to a date. Of course, if you accompany any line with confidence, good looks, and a nice smile, you can say just about anything and your chances are pretty good.
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"Hi, my name is...."
Seriously, pickup lines aren't needed. Just introduce yourself, and make conversation.
Seriously, pickup lines aren't needed. Just introduce yourself, and make conversation.
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I think you guys are missing the point of the thread... I'm not asking how you "really" pick up girls.. I'm just wondering if you have any funny or stupid pick-up lines...
like try and make one up or something
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I'll play along. Off the top of my head, the corny ones I know:
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from Heaven?
I'm going to need you to come with me. I have a friend who's agnostic, and you're proof that God exists.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from Heaven?
I'm going to need you to come with me. I have a friend who's agnostic, and you're proof that God exists.
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I got one once when I worked in a drive thru... the guy kept looking through his bag telling me I had forgotten something... I was like... oh really? do you need some sauce... and he was like... No... you forgot to leave your number... lol... I used to get those all the time there lol
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Oh wait... I used to work at Arby's once lol... and people would see my name tag and say "I'm thinking Cammy" instead of I'm thinking Arby's lol... Boy I sure do miss those tips! (I had more tips from the drive thru than any place I've ever worked lol)
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I'm afraid I've only gotten the idiotic pick up lines, like:
Where's your wedding ring?
Where's your b/f/fiancee/husband?
Do you live alone?
Can I come in? (by a guy who followed me to my door trying to get in my pants...dumb***)
If I've ever heard a truly clever line, I don't remember it lol. Apparently I'm an idiot-magnet.
Where's your wedding ring?
Where's your b/f/fiancee/husband?
Do you live alone?
Can I come in? (by a guy who followed me to my door trying to get in my pants...dumb***)
If I've ever heard a truly clever line, I don't remember it lol. Apparently I'm an idiot-magnet.
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Good thing I brought my library card... cause i'm checkin you out!
If I could rewrite the Alphabet, I'd put U and I together...
Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first..
If I could rewrite the Alphabet, I'd put U and I together...
Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk by again?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first..
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